Snooki Trades Mug Shots for Mom Shots With New Baby
‘Jersey Shore’ Cancelled After Season Six
The Jersey Shore crew is about to get whacked…
Here’s the whole cast and crew of the Jersey Shore, saying their farewell after filming their sixth and final season of their hit reality show.
Now that we’ve seen the fist pumps turn to baby bumps… And Snooki is a mom… It’s clear that they’ve done a lot of growing up in this house.
But it’s the end of an era… No more gym… No more tanning… No more laundry…
Sure we’ll still see J-Woww promoting her book…
Or DJ Pauly D spinning in the night clubs…
And of course Mike Sorrentino will probably still show off The Situation.
Tan Mom Falls Over and Disses Snooki Again
Yeah girl work it!
Patricia Krentcil aka “Tan Mom” provided the world with further proof that this slow motion car crash is not fully over when she appeared at Club XL in New York.
So lets look at how the chain of events unfolded….
She began the evening by telling paps that Snooki was “disgusting”. While strolling into the venue, a pap asked her if she had any motherly advice for the Jersey Shore star, she said, “You know I don’t wanna fight with this girl, if I hung out with her she’s probably cool but er, I really think she’s disgusting” adding, “The baby is totally innocent in this and I think that Snooki should really find a real dad or get back on birth control”.
Sound advice, considering Patricia is only famous for allegedly burning her 6 year-old daughters’ face in a tanning salon accident.
Later while being interviewed on stage she said, “My daughter was never in that salon, cha ching” leaving the crowd bemused and wondering where this was going. The drag queens had the code word “Christmas” if they needed security to get Pat off the stage and it wasn’t long before it was being hailed repeatedly.
Finally at the photo-shoot outside, Tan Mom had trouble standing up and keeping her eyes open. It’s pretty unlikely she’ll be asked back in a hurry.
First Shots of Snooki with her Baby
Check out these exclusive first shots of Snooki, Jionni LaVelle, and their new baby boy Lorenzo Dominic. We took these shots just moments after the happy couple emerged from the hospital on their way home to Jionni’s parent’s house.
And Snooki is already dressed in an animal print dress.
Childbirth couldn’t slow her down.
Snooki Instagrams Pic of New Baby Lorenzo
Snooki is going to hold out to see the first pictures of her new baby, Lorenzo… But she’s giving her Instagram followers, and anyone with x-ray eyes that can see through leopard blankets, a first glimpse of her baby boy. Check it out!
Snooki Getting Little Sleep But Lots of Joy as New Mom
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi might know a thing about reality TV, but now she’s dealing with the reality of parenthood.
The Jersey Store star isn’t getting any sleep after giving birth to her son, Lorenzo Dominic, on August 26, but she says motherhood is all worth it.
Luckily, it seems like she’ll get some help.
Her cast mate Jenni Farley, aka “Auntie” J-Woww has revealed that Snooki is the proud parent to the cutest baby she’s ever seen.
And Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Pauly D seem to be honorary uncles as well…
Of course Snooki also has the help from her boyfriend, and proud new father Jionni LaVelle, who puts his son’s birthday among his favorite memories.
The Best Emmy Nominee Reactions From Celebs
With the Emmy’s nominations announced, stars began their outpouring of happiness to be in with a chance of a gong.
Alec Baldwin is up for Best Comedy Actor for 30 Rock, where he plays Jack Donaghy a man who is is precise, controlling and suave. He said, “As the show enters its last season, I’m gratified to be nominated again by the Academy.”
But not all celebs were so eloquent. Some couldn’t help but show their joy.
Rival nominee Don Cheadle tweeted, “This nom wouldn’t have been possible without the hard work of the team behind House of… **** this. Ship the thing to my house, already!”
If Don doesn’t get best comedy actor for House Of Lies he may deserve a badge of honesty for this quote, “Wow. My agent was right when he said, ‘You don’t have to bribe all the people to get nominated, Don. Just the right people.’ This is the best $246,000.00 I’ve ever spent. Thanks, Emmy”
Modern family’s Sofia Vergara is up for best supporting comedy actress and showed her love online tweeting Gracias to everybody that loves Modern Family!! So much fun to be nominated again!! And gracias Modern Family!!
Plus Steve Buscemi gave this humbling response for his nomination or outstanding lead actor in a drama in Boardwalk Empire, “There are so many amazing performances this year by actors I really admire that it means a lot to me to being included among them”
Among this admiration will fall his direct competition, Hugh Bonneville, who’s up for the same award tweeting an equally humble ”Thanks for the cheery waves about the 16 Emmy nomnoms for DowntonAbbey. I’m gobsmacked. Or as the next retweet so eloquently puts it…,”
Some fans just wanna show their love for the nominees and we look no further than Jersey Shore’s Snooki who herself eloquently wrote
“American Horror Story nominated for an Emmy?!??? WELL OBVI. My fave show!!!!”
Jersey Shore’s Deena Arrested
Jersey Shore star Deena Cortese took the walk of shame to a climactic new level as her parents escorted her from a police station.
Dad gripped Deena’s wrist as they lead her from the New Jersey jail just hours after an officer arrested the twenty five year-old on a disorderly conduct charge.
According to cops, she was a little intoxicated, standing in the street, slapping cars that were driving by.
And as you can see from the before pics, nobody is all that surprised.
Snooki Washes Up
Snooki took the two most important things in her life to a car was in New Jersey: her man Jionni LaValle and her baby. Well, baby doll.
It seems she’s going to be toting that thing where ever she goes until the real thing comes and we have to be honest…it’s kind of a good idea.
She might as well get accustomed to it while the clock’s ticking.
