Hey look it’s Michael Fassbender at LAX.Upon arriving at LAX, Michael Fassbender amused himself with the paps questions.

PAP – “So you’re dating your co star? It’s all the word. So is Brad Pitt gonna be your co star?

MS: I’ve no idea, am I dating Brad Pitt?

PAP: No, no! They’re saying that he’s gonna be your co-star.

MS: Who’s they?

PAP: The internet people.

MS: I’ve no idea man.

PAP: Not true?

MS: I don’t know.

Ok the Brad Pitt thing is that Ridley Scott is making a movie with Michael in the lead role called The Counselor and he’s supposedly met with Brad to talk about a supporting role.

And dating a co-star? Well here he is snapped looking very at home with Nicole Beharie whom possibly is the only female he didn’t sleep with in the drama Shame where he managed some full frontal nudity.

And it seems that even Charlize Theron, his co-star in Ridley Scott’s new kinda Alien prequel Prometheus was a big fan of his family jewels saying “your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it anytime” while at a Human Rights Campaign Gala in LA.

She added, “I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. I know because I’ve worked with them.”

Whatever happened to wanting a guy with a good sense of humour?

PAP: So you don’t ever publically talk about your love life huh? MS: Usually not no. PAP: What about now? MS: Nope