Well, not only are the dating rumours that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis a load of old rubbish, to emphasize how unlikely the celeb pairing might be, a pal stated that “she would NEVER EVER date him.”

Speaking to Us Magazine the Kunis insider revealed that the pair were not dating, contrary to a report that the former That 70’s Show costars were having a retro romance while furniture shopping, naturally. Here they are together back in the “Punked” days (pictured).

“They’ve been friends for years. But she would never ever,” the pal says, adding that “three other people” joined Kunis and Kutcher for dinner on Sunday.”Definitely nothing going on there.”

But what if those three people were a chaplin, a registrar and a witness?

Just sayin’

Ashton is newly single after his split with actress Demi Moore and Mila is available since parting ways with former child star Macaulay Culkin two years ago.

They are both young and attractive but clearly not to each other. OR ARE THEY?

Not really.