Here’s the story: Katie Holmes is single, but if you’re an actor, she’s not going to date you. At least, that’s the rumor. It sounds like the 33-year-old is changing her ways now that her divorce went down the drain, and she’s reportedly swearing off thespians…and has actually been introduced to artists.
So if you’re a painter, sculptor, or one of those guys who does those strange video installations, then you might have a chance.
…In a couple of years.