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4:04 Thursday, June 26, 2008

Anne Hathaway Keeps Her Chin Up @ The Get Smart Photocall, Mexico

**MTV and Lauren Conrad are battling it out with local residents over claims the popular show 'The Hills' is causing chaos in their neighborhood. The network has responded by blaming the paparazzi and the fans for the mess. Mmmh? Thats right guys, blame the people that help support the dumb ass program!

**George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon (yes the Ocean's Eleven, Twelve and Thirteen crew) are publishing an ad, calling for more aid in the wake of Cyclone Nargis.

**Michelle Williams has rejected claims she is at war with Heath Ledgers family over money.

**Anne Hathaway's ex fraudster of a lover, Raffaello Follieri, was reportedly rushed to hospital for a sinus infection. On another note, witnesses in NYC revealed they saw ambulances struggling with Pinocchio outside a courtroom, we cannot confirm if this was related to the first incident.

**Vanessa Hudgens has spoken out on the big sloppy L (that's love to the adults in the room). Revealing that, for her, love is when two people finish each others sentences. Somehow I feel bitter that Vanessa and Zac are never going to experience real coupledom, where you lovingly argue over rent, bills and food shopping!

**Jennifer Lopez has put all the spandex rumors to rest by sporting her new bikini figure in Spain ( laxatives, fasting, cabbage diet, which one do you think she opted for?).

**Paris Hilton has been spied shopping at Benji Madden's DCMA store. I wonder if they made her pay, being a Madden f**k buddy an all.

**Rumor has it that Mini-Me has a sex tape. I haven't researched this any further, because quite frankly i'd rather burn my eyes with acid. All midget porn jokes welcome.

**Apparently Eva Longoria is NOT pregnant. Who knew she was? I must have living a full and healthy life during that news flash.

**Robbie Williams has reportedly split with his girlfriend Ayda Field. Aww man, he just doesn't have much luck.

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Sarah Larson Who?

12:00 Monday, June 16, 2008

George Clooney looks like he's loving being single. He took to the streets for a morning cycle with longtime friend and fellow actor Tate Donovan around Italy's Lake Como.

After which I'm sure they played hours of high stakes poker while all the models from the Italian version of "Deal or No Deal" served them drinks and antipasto.*

Antipasto = sex

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Tags: Bike, Cycle, Georg, Italy, Lake Como, Tate Donovan

Posted by: Chris Auchterlonie

George Clooney Has Problems With Plastic

10:31 Thursday, June 12, 2008

Sarah proved she could get a whole ~~weiner~~ hot dog in her mouth sideways

An insider has told Touch magazine that one of the reasons George Clooney broke up with former cocktail waitress Sarah Larson was because of her boob job. It seems the actor prefers a more natural woman. However, Larson was determined to get the surgery and even rested at Clooney's pad after the operation. The gentleman even took her to a gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in May because she had a custom-made Armani gown to wear and he didn't want to break up with her completely before that.

This is why George Clooney is a man's man and a star. Not only is he the only man in the world who would dump his girlfriend for having bigger breasts, but he also takes her on a "buddy" date so she can wear her new dress, what a gent! And all he wants in return? The most degrading and fantastic sex (which is the same thing to many men) a woman could possibly provide for a man... probably.

It is possible George Clooney will be the first man ever to have his penis actually fall off from over-use.

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Tags: Boob Job, Boobs, George Clooney, Sarah Larson, Surgery

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George Clooney Is Single

12:56 Wednesday, May 28, 2008

According to In Touch magazine George Clooney has returned to his lovable bachelor ways after ending his year long relationship with Sarah Larson.

"He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her....The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down."

They had little in common? I was pretty sure their mutual love for ~~cock~~, I mean motorcycles was more than enough to make this relationship last.

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Posted by: Chris Auchterlonie

Morning Man Candy: George Clooney Time

3:02 Monday, May 5, 2008

George Clooney is flaunting those manlicious looks all over New York, I see. . . and despite the fact that I had had the. biggest. crush on him basically forever, does he seem as though he's lost some weight recently? He's looking very slim in my eyes, and he may have gotten the "Morning Man Candy" award, but I still think he doesn't look 100%. Perhaps it's just jet lag.

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George Clooney Leaves Dan Tanas Restaurant

11:26 Saturday, April 26, 2008

Someone was in a good mood last night! Older-man-candy George Clooney was seen beaming as he left the Dan Tanas restaurant in Hollywood, where he stopped for his fans and autographed before heading off. A cheerful celebrity is a good celebrity in my book! And if they are a little bit sexy (ahem), even better!