When you sit down on a Monday afternoon and start adding up all the reasons being Leonardo DiCaprio is far better than being you, the person sitting next to you has to bust out a an extra piece of paper and keep count.
He’s got millions of dollars.
His choice of movie projects.
Fans all around the world.
Reservations to the best restaurants.
And a beautiful 23-year-old Victoria’s Secret model named Erin Heatherton to call his own.
Basically, Leo’s life doesn’t suck. And now that you’ve seen Erin wearing a bikini and looking like a certified ten, you’re more jealous than ever.
Digital bro fist-bumps to Leo.