When you sit down on a Monday afternoon and start adding up all the reasons being Leonardo DiCaprio is far better than being you, the person sitting next to you has to bust out a an extra piece of paper and keep count.

He’s got millions of dollars.

His choice of movie projects.

Fans all around the world.

Reservations to the best restaurants.

And a beautiful 23-year-old Victoria’s Secret model named Erin Heatherton to call his own.

Basically, Leo’s life doesn’t suck. And now that you’ve seen Erin wearing a bikini and looking like a certified ten, you’re more jealous than ever.

Digital bro fist-bumps to Leo.