When we say that Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are getting mobbed in New York City, we’re not making a low-brow joke about them getting outfitted in tracksuits and learning how to break kneecaps to people who owe money. We’re way above that garden variety type of humor. Stratospheres above it.
What we mean is everybody who owns a camera crowded around the pair as they departed lunch and tried to get the same shot.
They might be trying to get her thoughts on Mariah Carey getting $18 million for one season on American Idol, or ask if she’s ever going to marry that boy-toy she keeps so close to her side. Either way, when Jenny From the Block talks, you listen.