Think they make skewers big enough for this guy?

They better…because Charlie Sheen’s about to get roasted!

The one-time Two and a Half Men star is getting ready to have his turn in the hot seat – and according to Comedy Central, “nothing will be off limits in this roast.”

And Charlie Sheen wouldn’t have it any other way.

In fact, it sounds like he’s looking forward to it.

The soon-to-be roastee released a statement saying he’s been providing kindling for this Roast for a while…it’s time to light it up.

It sure is!

The Roast will be taped in LA on September 10 and is set to air on Comedy Central September 19…the same night the overhauled Two and a Half Men is scheduled to premiere.

Which will you be watching?