Jessica Simpson Gets Crapped On

Eva Mendes

It’s the poncho heard ‘round the world!

Jessica Simpson
can’t catch a break…

And this time, it’s her winter wardrobe falling under fire.

Gossip blogs are buzzing, and guess what??

They all hate Jess’ frumpy brown cape.

Trimmed in fur and paired with a leopard bag and matchy match boots, one critic called the look “more New Jersey than New York.”

Although we think it looks more Mz. Hankey the Christmas Poo than…well…not.

Only kidding Jess…

We say ditch the outerwear either way.

Who needs a coat when you have a hot guy to keep you warm?