The Secret To Getting In Elisha's Pants? Play Hockey
2:42 Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Elisha Cuthbert, who just broke up with New York Ranger Sean Avery, is
in Hawaii with her newest fling and guess what! He's another hockey
player! This time the lucky guy is Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf.
So if you're playing at home, go to a second-hand sport's store and buy some used hockey gear. Put it on and run around the block a few times so it smells like your sweaty ass and knock a few of your teeth out. Have a friend do it if your squeamish.
Then, after you've watched 'Youngblood' and 'Slap Shot' a few hundred times, hang outside Koi with your hockey gear in a rented Cadillac CTS (remember your pretending to be a hockey player not a basketball player so no Mercedes S-Class) and run your game on Ms. Cuthbert when she walks out.
If it works, you owe me a beer. If you end up in jail on stalking charges, this is satire.
So if you're playing at home, go to a second-hand sport's store and buy some used hockey gear. Put it on and run around the block a few times so it smells like your sweaty ass and knock a few of your teeth out. Have a friend do it if your squeamish.
Then, after you've watched 'Youngblood' and 'Slap Shot' a few hundred times, hang outside Koi with your hockey gear in a rented Cadillac CTS (remember your pretending to be a hockey player not a basketball player so no Mercedes S-Class) and run your game on Ms. Cuthbert when she walks out.
If it works, you owe me a beer. If you end up in jail on stalking charges, this is satire.
So what? she loves the game, she's Canadian, home of the best hockey players in the world..so she has a lot in common with them. I say stick with someone that you have lots in common with. I predict she will marry a hockey player.
lol