Breaking News: Hot Chicks Might Be Bitches

Michelle Trachtenberg, who currently stars in the show "Gossip Girls" and more famously known as the chick from "EuroTrip" that didn't get naked, might be a bitch in real life according to Page Six.

A friend of the starlet told Page Six that when she talks about the show, "Michelle deliberately leaves out any girl cast members," like Blake Lively or Leighton Meester. Adds the source, "If you ask her about them, she just goes silent and changes the topic." Asked for comment, Tractenberg's publicist, Jessica Kolstad, said, "I don't know how you live with yourself."
I don't know about them but I live with myself by judging Hawaiian Tropic's bikini contests in my spare time and having sex with the contestants on top of piles of money in my Malibu estate.*

*Bikini contests = those nudie playing cards
sex with contestants = right hand
piles of money = discarded mattress in alley behind a crack house.

Pictures by Johsn PkI, Richie Buxo, and Jennifer Mitchell

3 Comments

What does this chick have to do with the headline?


Who the hell is she? She's ugly anyway who cares.


Who the hell is she? She's ugly anyway who cares.


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