Scarlett Johansson has joked that when she goes out in public she dresses up as a Chinese grocer, with a full silicone suit, fake nose and moustache, so people won't recognise her. In an interview with "Nylon" magazine, the actress also stated she would like to avoid big Hollywood films if it affects her artistic credentials (anyone see "The Island"?).

What Scarlett is forgetting, whether she jokes about dressing up as Chinese man or not, is that it will be impossible for her to ever hide her two large, mesmerising, divine assets that people stare at all the time. Men just go crazy for her pretty eyes...

Fortunately for us all, "artistic credentials" can be "Lost In Translation" as willing to do gratuitous nudity.