Keanu Reeves Stunts His Growth
5:47 Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Here are photos of Keanu Reeves enjoying a smooth one during a lunch break in Manhattan. He is looking well for a 53 year old man... oh, sorry he is 43 years old.
Keanu Reeves is well known for donating a lot of the huge amount of money he earns to charity but obviously doesn't care much about the environment. I don't mean his smoking, have you ever smelled his breath? More heinous than "The Matrix Reloaded".
Is the person who wrote the caption for this picture INSANE?????
Keanu looks hot to me! Yes, whoever wrote that caption is Insane!
I would Kiss him! Where is he?
Scat, troll. Keanu is hotter than your daddy ever was.
Oh what news. Who give a rat's butt about someone's breath. I believe you should call your website, Splashcrap.com
Great! Now we have to take self-righteous crap from Gossip Blogs, of all places.
Whenever I see such stupid preaching, I feel like smoking 30 cigarettes in a row.
And I don’t even smoke.
The person who wrote that caption is really jealous! LOL :o)
Say what you want. The Man Is Hot. He does need to quit that pesky habit though. Give him a Altoid. I'd kiss him for an eternity!
pleaaase, people! when you say someone's breath stinks, say something else to PROVE it! have you been anywhere nearer than 2 inches away from the man's mouth? IF NOT, everything you will say will just sound whiny and lame. (if you haven't noticed, i'm trying to help here...)
Your posts are nasty, mean and hateful. This one tops one of the most disgusting posts you have ever made.
why don't you read dlisted. At least he is funny. You are just plain mean at Splash. What the F is your problem?
you people need to seriously relax. you're all bent out of shape over raw humor ..... geeez I LOVE KEANU and when I read this I almost pee'd me pants and have to make a laughing run for the pot. so I say Kudos to the reporter =D
He can be 43, 53, 93, I would rub my hair in his armpits, and lick his sweaty biker ass until he screams like a little girl, and love it. I would probably not brush my teeth, I would then smoke a cigarette and bask in the light, and everyone could bite me, him, or each other...