John Mayer Is A Douchebag...I Mean A Badass
12:35 Tuesday, May 6, 2008
While vacationing in Miami, things reportedly got hot and heavy between
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston but according to today's Page Six, Mayer may have already moved on to a new conquest.
Maybe that's how he scores all these chicks.
Pictures by Richie Buxo
Jennifer Aniston has Sheryl Crow to thank - or not - for her hookup with John Mayer last week. A spy in Miami said, "Sheryl insisted they meet and, well, the rest is history." But maybe Aniston shouldn't send Crow flowers after all. A source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at 1Oak Friday night with Adam Levine, and Mayer "was all over some blond girl." Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so "we can dance with our girls."R. Kelly songs? Mayer either has an insane sense of humor to request songs to dance with his 'girls' to by a guy on trial for allegedly having sex with a minor, video taping it, and using her as a toilet or he is into some kinky stuff.
Maybe that's how he scores all these chicks.
Pictures by Richie Buxo
YES!!!! JOHN MAYER IS A DOUCHEBAG!
STAY AWAY FROM HIM JENNIFER, HE'S NO GOOD FOR YOU!!! HE'S A PLAYER AND HE WILL JUST USE YOU! YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR HIM. HE HAS NOTHING TO OFFER FOR YOUR FUTURE. YOUR LOYAL FANS ARE ON YOUR SIDE BUT LEAVE HIM BEHIND!!! THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE OUT IN THE WORLD THAT IS JUST RIGHT FOR YOU. IS CLIVE OWEN SINGLE?? IF SO, CALL HIM!!!
OK, CLIVE OWEN IS MARRIED, BUT THERE IS A DESCENT SINGLE GUY OUT THERE FOR YOU, JEN. I HAVE HOPE FOR YOU. HOWEVER, IT'S NOT THE DOUCHEBAG JOHN MAYER!!!