Various celebrities have got together to make a public service announcement to help raise awareness of cancer. People involved include Keanu Reeves, Tobey Maguire, Morgan Freeman, Lance Armstrong, Jodie Foster and Susan Sarandon. This announcement is part of the "Step Up To Cancer" initiative.

 

Perhaps Keanu Reeves can learn something too (Keanu Reeves' fans please form a hate queue here).

 

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Scarlett Johansson has gone and bought herself a swanky new pad in midtown Manhattan. The penthouse property cost her $2.1 million and occupies over 1,100 sq ft of prime real estate. It has 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms and a greenhouse off the bedroom.

 

Local gadget/electronics stores commented that sales of telescopes and binoculars have been remarkably high in the area lately and most local supermarkets had already sold out of hand lotion and Kleenex.

 

A spokesman for the Stalkers Union could not be reached, as he was busy buying climbing gear and suction cups.

 

 

Murray's reaction on learning his wife has filed for a divorce.

 

Bill Murray's wife, Jennifer Murray, has filed papers for divorce from the actor. The papers state that the "defendant's violent, abusive and erratic behaviour has destroyed the marital relationship and Plaintiff no longer feels safe being in the presence of the Defendant". Jennifer Murray said the comedian had hit her in the face, been a drug user and had indulged in various extra-marital sexual encounters.

 

The Murrays were married in 1997 and Jennifer has tolerated the actor's erratic behaviour for 10 years, along with being a mother to their 4 children. She is looking to keep a pre-nuptial agreement in place which will give her $7 million. She is also offering "reasonable visitation" rights for the actor to see his children.

 

 

This is the Lego bee created by artist Nathan Sawaya and commissioned by romantic Pete Wentz for his blushing bride Ashlee Simpson. The bee contains over 18,000 individual bricks. In some cultures, the bee is supposed to be a symbol of romance and love.

 

In return, Simpson commissioned something that symbolizes love in American culture for Wentz, a giant pair of Lego breasts and a Lego Big Mac.

 

 

 

A new television documentary by British channel "Five" has revealed the strange and disturbing love affairs some men have with vehicles. The show features mecaphiles such as Edward Smith, seen above stealing a few kisses from the Airwolf helicopter. These men find their cars especially sexually attractive and are quite happy to bang the tailpipe now and again. Edward owns a VW Beetle called "Vanilla", which he likes to spend romantic days with.

 

Later in the documentary, another man who has sex with cars, Jordan Witham, defends his bizarre love affair with the justification that some men have sex with toasters. Personally, I don't think he has a leg to stand on, the way fresh toast smells, the gentle slide of the rack as you press the lever down, the happy sound of waffles popping out, the cold re-assuring caress of the toaster's kiss... I digress.

 

At the end of the show Edward is run down by the VW Beetle when it catches him rubbing a skateboard on his crotch.