11:05 Thursday, May 1, 2008
Update: Seems everyone in the office wants in so I've been adding them at the bottom of the post.
Prince performed at Coachella this weekend which spurred a heated debate around the office if you could hand pick your very own super group, who would you pick?
All musicians, dead or alive, are fair game but you have to pick a lead singer/frontman, guitarist, bassist, drummer and you get one wild card guy (or chick) to place anywhere in your lineup.
Here's mine
Band Name: Encrypted Bowels
Lead Singer/Frontman: Chris Cornell Soundgarden and Audioslave (Chris from 5-years ago, not the crackly voiced guy currently impersonating him)
Guitar: Zakk Wylde from Ozzy Osbourne and Black Label Society fame.
Bass: Geezer Butler from Black Sabbath (I was torn between him and Les Claypool from Primus but think Geezer is more of a team player and would mesh with the band better)
Drums: John Bonham from Led Zeppelin.
Wild Card: Benny Andersson from ABBA on moog synthesizer because every super group needs one.
Who's in your super group? Let us know in the comments but anyone that picks Phil Collins gets banned.
Immediately.
Check out the rest of Splash's super groups after the jump!
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10:54 Thursday, May 1, 2008

News just broke (courtesy of
Latina Magazine) that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are already married. The couple supposedly eloped during a "very impulsive" ceremony on a small island.
Were they even officially engaged yet? Details coming.
10:20 Thursday, May 1, 2008
I thought making "Crank 2: High Voltage" was a really bad idea (seriously, did they see the first one?) until I saw that Amy Smart is pretty much topless except for some electrical tape strategically placed over her nipples.
This alone might be worth a trip to the theaters.
Update: I just read the plot summary:
Chelios (Jason Statham) faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly
indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that
requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
I think I will be waiting for all the screen grabs to show up on the web because that plot is possibly the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. Comic book companies
Marvel and
DC would laugh you out of the building if you pitched this to them and they've made millions on an almost
invincible flying guy in tights and dude with a
adamantium coated skeleton and claws that shoot out of his knuckles.
View 14 more pictures of a topless Amy Smart filming "Crank 2: High Voltage" inside.
Pictures by Phamous Fotos
9:05 Thursday, May 1, 2008
With all these hot Hollywood women getting pregnant I feared this site would turn into your one-stop shop for pregnancy fetish pictures and now that pregnant Jessica Alba left her bra at home so we could kind of get a glance at her nipples, I think my fear has become a reality.
Long live maiesiophilia.
Pictures by King Paparazzi and Octavio Vera Jr.
Continue reading Jessica Alba Is Pregnant But They're Still Nipples
8:12 Thursday, May 1, 2008
Kim Kardashian is almost as famous for her fashion sense as she is for her assets but although you might* never have her body, you can get her look. Just click the picture to find what she's wearing and where to get it.
*I say "might" because these days just about anything is possible for the right price.
Continue reading Want Kim Kardashians Look? Now You Can!
7:43 Thursday, May 1, 2008
Hilary Duff was sizzling as she entered MTV's TRL studio's yesterday. The blonde hair, the tan, her skin, her tiny, screamed smokin' hot chick!
Pictures by Splash News / Doug Meszler
Continue reading Hilary's Legs Were Made For Revealing!