May 2008 Archives

Adam Sandler And His 'Couch Chic'


A lot of people are getting on Adam Sandler for what he wore on the red carpet for last night's premiere of his new movie "Don't Mess With The Zohan" but I don't see how this is different than what he's been wearing for the last 8 years.

I could only find two events where he wore a suit, the UK premiere for "Click" and "Reign Over Me" so it's not a fashion faux pas when you dress like this to every event.

So is it just bad taste or lack of caring?

I'm going with lack of caring.




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Splash TV: Lionel Richie Is One Proud Grandpa



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Uma Thurman's Cleavage On Show


Builders declared it would be impossible to fix the crack
 
Here are some shots of Uma Thurman from her new film "Motherhood". These particularly candid shots of her cleavage were taken whilst she was filming in New York City's West Village.
 
When the world seems like a harsh place, full of sadness and torment, we can always turn to Uma and her magnificent chest to inject some light back into our lives. Uma always manages to look slightly naughty without even trying too hard (Angelina Jolie).
 
When asked to comment about Uma's heavenly bosom, the world's population said "yummy".
 
 
 


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History Teacher Helps Students Chill Out


"I was just teaching the kids about the 60s man, honest!"
 
History teacher, Gregory Abbott, found himself in deep trouble when police found a shotgun and bundles of marijuana in his car. The arrest took place at Sunny Hills High School in California after police received an anonymous tip. Abbott posted bail of $25,000 and was released.
 
The anonymous tip came from a student who received a D- from Abbott during a test about the Industrial Revolution. This will be a warning to all drug-dealing teachers out there, flunk a student and you will get arrested.
 
Good job the police didn't check the chemistry lab, or "crack den" as the students like to call it.
 
UPDATE: Police in Fullerton now say that Abbott is innocent and was set up. Police now want to talk to Abbott's estranged wife and a "male acquaintance". 
 
 


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Jenna Bush Gets Shorts From Ellen


"But daddy promised me North Korea!"
 
Jenna Bush and mother Laura appeared on "Ellen" to talk about Jenna's recent marriage. Ellen produced two pairs of boxer shorts as a gift for the president's daughter, a white pair for Jenna and a black pair for her husband. Ellen even asked is she could borrow the Bush ranch for her upcoming nuptials with Portia De Rossi, with Jenna replying "sure".
 
Security for the marriage was tight. No-one could fly over the ranch to take pictures, guests were patted down and plastic cutlery was used (although this was more for George's personal safety).
 
On the outside of Jenna's shorts was the date of her marriage and the couple's names. On the inside of her shorts was Ellen's phone number.
 


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Splash TV: A 'Sex And The City' Refresher



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