Elisha Cuthbert, who just broke up with New York Ranger Sean Avery, is in Hawaii with her newest fling and guess what! He's another hockey player! This time the lucky guy is Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf.

So if you're playing at home, go to a second-hand sport's store and buy some used hockey gear. Put it on and run around the block a few times so it smells like your sweaty ass and  knock a few of your teeth out. Have a friend do it if your squeamish.

Then, after you've watched 'Youngblood' and 'Slap Shot' a few hundred times, hang outside Koi with your hockey gear in a rented Cadillac CTS (remember your pretending to be a hockey player not a basketball player so no Mercedes S-Class) and run your game on Ms. Cuthbert when she walks out.

If it works, you owe me a beer. If you end up in jail on stalking charges, this is satire.










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Update: 1:11PM: Not much has changed in the Britney Spears custody case but she is getting more visitation time with her kids. Mark Vincent Kaplan, lawyer for K-Fed, wouldn't give up an details except that as long as things keeps improving she will gain more access to her children.

Britney's hair look excellent today. Did someone finally talk her out of wearing those terrible extensions?

Update 12:27PM: Britney and Kevin have both left the court and a decision has been made. We are just waiting for the press conference to start.

Update 11:00AM: Court has broken for recess but not sure yet if they've broken for lunch of if they'll be back in court room in 15 minutes.

Update 9:43AM: Britney and Kevin are in the court room and they've kicked all the media out.

Britney Spears has arrived for her court hearing this morning. She is wearing a polka dot dress and has her father Jamie, her mom Lynne, and laywer Blair Berk by her side.

Kevin Federline has also arrived at the downtown court house so we are just waiting for the proceedings to being which depending on the case load this morning could start at 9:30AM.






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While vacationing in Miami, things reportedly got hot and heavy between John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston but according to today's Page Six, Mayer may have already moved on to a new conquest.

Jennifer Aniston has Sheryl Crow to thank - or not - for her hookup with John Mayer last week. A spy in Miami said, "Sheryl insisted they meet and, well, the rest is history." But maybe Aniston shouldn't send Crow flowers after all. A source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at 1Oak Friday night with Adam Levine, and Mayer "was all over some blond girl." Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so "we can dance with our girls."

R. Kelly songs? Mayer either has an insane sense of humor to request songs to dance with his 'girls' to by a guy on trial for allegedly having sex with a minor, video taping it, and using her as a toilet or he is into some kinky stuff.

Maybe that's how he scores all these chicks.










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After partying at New York City hot spot "1Oak" in the Meat Packing District, Lindsay Lohan left the club wearing someone else's fur coat. The coat, which cost $11,000, belonged to Columbia University student Masha Markova and was a gift from her grandmother according to the New York Post.

The club was closed for a friend of jet-setting playboy Stavros Niarchos, Markova said.

She added that at one point, she was seated next to Lohan, and recalled putting the mink in a common bin with other jackets.

It was gone when she prepared to leave 1Oak after an hour, Markova said.

Two weeks later, Markova flipped through the Feb. 11 edition of OK! Magazine and couldn't believe her eyes - Lohan was photographed the night of Jan. 26 wearing the very same fur coat.

The fur has since been returned to Markoza but what the hell is a university student doing with a $11,000 coat? I went to college (I even graduated!) and everything that I owned either got smashed, sprayed with beer, used to drink beer out of, pissed in or on, or lost.*

*Sold to the 'Super Pawn' on Speedway Blvd and N. Sycamore Blvd in Tucson, AZ to buy more alcohol.

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Maxim Magazine seems to think so, leaving Mary-Kate Olsen off their annual 'Hot 100 List' while putting her sister Ashley at number 47 according to the New York Post's Page Six (looking like a bum that rolled out of the gutter in South Bronx will do that).

Now I wouldn't put Ashley in my top 500 but she is definitely the hotter of the two sisters making these twins look less identical and more like the Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito kind of twins.










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Pete Wentz might be growing on me (oh, the shame!), but he's got to try better than this to win my fashionable heart. Pete and possibly-preggers Ashlee were seen wandering around Paris hunting for cool goodies. From this angle, Pete's shoes really look like Napoleon Dynamite boots, and that's pretty d*mn cool. Cool in my imagination, since they are just sneakers after all. :(

The two stopped at Colette and Chanel while in Paris, but I can't imagine that they found anything to suit them. Unless there was a sale on day-glo Ray Bans, emo jeans, and lame shirts.

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