8:59 Friday, May 30, 2008
"Schwarzenegger was pissed when he didn't win the presidency"
This is a shocking computer representation of Washington DC after an attack by Islamic terrorists using a nuclear bomb. This comes after the FBI has warned that a new Al Qaeda video has encouraged militants to use Weapons of Mass Destruction against the West.
Osama Bin Laden must be very pleased with this image, hiding in his freezing cave, up in the isolated mountains, drinking goat's milk, no women, no children, just a bunch of hairy men with grenade launchers to hug for warmth. Yep, Bin Laden, the man who takes 10 steps out of his cave and will have a laser-guided missile launched deep inside his ass, how happy he must be.
Meanwhile his cousins drive brand new Audis in the Saudi desert and go on holiday to Dubai. How they must regret not joining him now...
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8:36 Friday, May 30, 2008
"I was in Titanic you know"
Actor Billy Zane arrived at LAX looking tanned and slimmer. The 42 year old is still keeping us all guessing whether he and former lover, 28 year old Kelly Brook, have re-united or not. The pair have been together for 4 years and are believed to have split up because Brook was not ready to commit to marriage.
Of course Zane's priority is to keep Brook, since his career tanked, he must be thinking how he can keep hold of such a hotty. Cameos in films like "Zoolander" aren't going to keep her around. He should consider becoming a Scientologist, that will help his career.
Zane shot to fame in a film that perfectly describes his current career, "Dead Calm".
Continue reading Is Billy Zane Keeping A Secret?
8:03 Friday, May 30, 2008
Ever fancied seeing Brad Pitt getting his groove on? Then cast your eye over these pictures. The father of four hilariously shows off a selection of embarassing dance moves in his new film Burn After Reading. Here he can be seen wearing a tight red polo shirt, as he shakes his booty.
The flick, directed by the Oscar-winning Coen brothers, stars Pitt and Frances McDormand as a pair of gym employees who stumble across a compact disc that contains the memoirs of a CIA agent, played by John Malkovich, who they then attempt to blackmail. Burn After Reading is released in the US on September 12.
Pictures by Splash News
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6:57 Friday, May 30, 2008
Grab these cute faces before Suri Cruise starts being told how to work her red carpet charm like a lady! Before we know it, this little one is going to be causing trouble with the likes Cruz Beckham, Liam Spelling McDermott, Kingston Stefani Rossdale and Harlow Madden.
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Pictures by Darren Banks / Jackson Lee / Ron Asadorian / Edward Opinaldo / Ahmad Elatab / Doug Meszler / Richie Buxo / Turgeon / Rocke / Dean Chapple / Team Beckham
Continue reading The Many Faces Of Suri Cruise
6:11 Friday, May 30, 2008
'Sex In the City' star Sarah Jessica Parker looked stunning as she visited the Today Show in New York City. The actress made an effort to avoid being photographed by the waiting paparazzi, by using an alternative entrance for the show, but c'mon the paps know what they're doing and easily managed to grab these cheeky shots.
Pictures By Splash News / Justin Steffman
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4:23 Friday, May 30, 2008
The splash sky-copter has been busy today snapping aerial views of the stunning Auberge Du Soleil Spa Hotel in California's Napa Valley. It's here a number of celebrity guests (including Emma Bunton and Geri Halliwell of The Spice Girls) are staying ahead of Spice Girls' manager Simon Fuller's wedding this weekend.
Pictures By Splash News
Continue reading Look Where The Spice Girls Are Retreating!
