Which popular starlet signed autographs for her young fans with a bin of booze and empty junk food packages near by? I don't think we need many guesses on this one!

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Kelly Brook and Bill Zane looked a picture of happiness yesterday as they strolled arm in arm in Cannes. To be honest, I'm not convinced these two ever properly split up. Perhaps it's all about the make up sex for these two!

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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie spent a sunny afternoon keeping the media guessing! While shopping for baby clothes with Shiloh and Maddox, they only bought white items, giving no clues to the sex of the soon to arrive twins.

Damn do these two clean up well. I was thinking about writing them off as Hollywood's hottest couple in favor of Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman (I need a cold shower after thinking about those two humping) until Brad an Angie emerged from the Eden Roc Hotel in Cannes looking like a flaming diamond encrusted velvet painting of Jesus.

Does that even mean anything? You know what, I don't care. I swear I can smell their pheromones through my computer or continuously watching that scene where Danny and Rhea tell 'Matilda' she can't go to school because 'who would sign for packages?' (so hot) is finally getting to me.