While we were all dealing with Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson's emo wedding hangover, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren secretly tied the know on Monday according to People.com.

Looks like Cash Warrens transformation from nobody to lottery winner is now complete making his first name finally appropriate.

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Kirsten Dunst recently took a break from filming "All Good Things" to celebrate her 26th birthday at New York City's Bowery Electric Bar. The recent Cirque Lodge rehab center patient was allegedly spotted downing a shot of whiskey and drinking rum and cokes according to Star Magazine.

"She got worse as the night went on," said an eyewitness. "She started out pretty chilled but hours later she was dancing and jumping around like a crazed animal." Before long Kirsten was cuddling up to bearded rock manager Ryan Michael Gentles on the dance floor. "She kept touching him and snuggling with him. They were dancing really close, laughing and smiling."

Kirsten Dunst off the wagon is sad, I guess. Serves her right for giving me the finger at the Tucson, Arizona T.G.I.Friday's but I need to know how many drinks deep this rock manager was to cuddle up to snaggle tooth? Are 'The Strokes' leftover skanks so awful that this Gentle's dude would rather have sex with something that looks like a lollipop than drunk rocker chicks?

More pictures of Kirsten Dunst celebrating her birthday at the Bowery Electric Bar in the gallery.

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