3:24 Friday, May 23, 2008
Vomit in mouth. Vomit in mouth. Vomit in mouth.
Just when Cannes was going really well, fire crotch Linsay Lohan had to 'ho' up! And what's more, she brought along her manly, skank-a-licious pal Samantha Ronson. I'm hoping the vomit in my mouth, caused by the potential sight of these two kissing, is the result of me misunderstanding an awkwardly placed pose. I mean, if these two are actually making out, this is HUGE!!
I know Lindsay has a rough time with guys (even I would turn to chicks after Calum Best) but this could actually be worse than when we snapped Pete Doherty kissing Amy Winehouse. If I was P Diddy, I'd have those two off my boat quicker than you could say 'lets be friends'.
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2:25 Friday, May 23, 2008
Still no sign of baby Harlow, but hey, we can scoff at another perfect portrait of happy coupledom from Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Splash's dedicated shutterbugs snapped the duo as they left Joel's DCMA store in Los Angeles yesterday. Watch the video to see how the Good Charlotte rocker was escorted to his car by his own staff members - he has this 'boss' lark down to a tee.
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Continue reading Joel Shows Nicole How He Brings Home The Bacon
9:40 Thursday, May 22, 2008
This is a young Italian woman called Stefania, who recently won a global internet competition, where people had to try and re-create favorite childhood photos. For her efforts, she won a state of the art USB flash drive for her computer.
Failing to get into the top 27,000 was a young American woman called Britney. Judges felt she had not made enough effort, but still rewarded her with a 7 day stay in the rehab clinic of her choice, out of pity.
Continue reading Stefania Wins, Britney Loses
8:45 Thursday, May 22, 2008
"Ali is totally prepared for rehab thanks to Lindsay"
Lindsay Lohan's mother and sister, Dina and Ali, appeared on television recently to tell America that really, they are just a normal family and that they don't have an excessive lifestyle. Dina said that she found some of the things said about actress Lindsay were "hurtful", whilst Ali supported her mother, saying "she's just helping her kids follow their dreams".
Many teenagers across the USA are now complaining to their mothers why they can't support their dream of being a sex/drug/alcohol/softball addict (softball is the worst vice of them all).
Apparently Dina found the comment "Lindsay is a talented and intelligent actress" particularly hurtful.
Continue reading "We Are Family" Sing The Lohans
6:17 Thursday, May 22, 2008
"I have more money than brain cells now"
Actress Denise Richards receives an incredible $52,000 a month child support from ex-husband Charlie Sheen according to an inside source. Richards has recently been seen on television claiming she made her reality show, "Denise Richards: It's Complicated" to help cover the expenses incurred by having two young daughters...
$26,000 a month, per child? That's what happens when your toddlers demand Cristal champagne instead of milk and white Alba truffle on their pasta (at $100,000 per pound). How does Richards deal with this? She makes her kids work on her reality show!
When asked for his opinion, Sheen reportedly said he was used to paying exorbitant amounts of money to bang "actresses".
Continue reading Denise Richards Makes Charlie Sheen Pay For Sex
5:28 Thursday, May 22, 2008
"Is that a chicken drumstick in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me darlin'?"
Britney Spears is back in the studio recording her new album since 2007's "Blackout", with the help of producers J.R. Rotem and Sean Garrett. Rotem actually dated Spears back in 2007 and has nothing but good comments to make about her. He stated in "People" magazine that the singer "has the 'it' factor".
Unfortunately, the journalist from "People" was not listening properly. Rotem actually said she had the "sh*t" factor, she churns out about the same amount as a herd of cows fed on tacos for a year. That's what eating all that fried chicken does for you...
Potential names for her next album are "Finger Lickin' Good", "I'm Too Fine For The Welfare Dime" and "This Couldn't Happen To Whitney Houston".
Continue reading Britney Back In The Studio, Local Chickens Look Nervous
