It is a shame when Hollywood couples have to resort to such base behavior like the rest of us mere mortals. Richards could at least have just bashed Sheen over the head with an empty bottle of Cristal and kept her dignity. He lost his dignity years ago, when he made "Hot Shots, Part Deux".

Charlie Sheen's sperm has now been officially classed as a bio-hazard, a mask and protective gloves should be used by any prostitute when handling it.

Harrison Ford decided he would get his hairy chest waxed for charity. The toughest 65-year old in the world underwent the procedure to help raise awareness of the effects of global deforestation. Ripping out trees hurts the USA, like ripping out hairs hurts Harrison Ford.

In his next film, "Indiana Jones and The Amazon Tree Fellers", Ford goes down to Brazil and whips every single man who saws down a tree. He then goes on to plunder priceless artifacts and national treasures from sacred monuments and takes them back to the USA.

To show how tough he is, Ford later insisted on having a Brazilian bikini wax too.

This is a £3 million treetop walkway that has been created in London, at the Royal Botanical Gardens in Kew. The Xstrata Treetop Walkway is 59ft (18m) in the air and was designed by the same people behind the London Eye (Marks Barfield Architects).

Some of the spectacular views that can be seen from the walkway include an old lady being mugged on Oxford Street, Chelsea fans crying in a cafe on King's Road and bankrupt stock investors throwing themselves from the top of One Canada Square.

If you look carefully in the bushes, you can spot young men and women indulging in the popular British pastime of "dogging".