10:44 Monday, May 26, 2008

"Hi God, Mr Bollea here, please give my son 8 months, the public will have forgotten by then"
Hulk Hogan visited son Nick in jail and had this to say about the whole drink driving/high speed crash situation: "For some reason God laid some heavy sh*t on that kid man. I don't know what he is into". This is how the Hulkster justifies John Graziano's current situation. He must have forgotten that the prison phone calls are taped. In a further conversation, Nick Hogan can be heard complaining about his cell.
In a later interview, God commented that He had no idea what the Hulk was on about and that if it had been up to Him (and not free will), it would be Nick, not John, lying in a vegetative state. The Almighty also admitted that He preferred "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
When Nick was complaining about his cell, he was just stating he was tired of the house rule of 3 inmates to a bed.
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10:01 Monday, May 26, 2008
Tracey Edmonds has denied rumors that she is now dating music mogul P Diddy. There have been reports that Edmonds had been heard saying she thought Diddy was funnier than comedian Eddie Murphy, who she had recently split up with.
She does have a point, if the rumors are true, Diddy is much funnier than Murphy and his music is hilarious. Murphy's career seems to be reliant on playing an animated character that is slightly annoying and has large teeth (not Miley Cyrus).
When P Diddy threatened to pop a cap in his ass, Shrek replied that it would be fine, as Donkey wasn't pulling his weight around the swamp lately.
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8:58 Monday, May 26, 2008
Marcia Cross definitely needed a pick-me-up when she trekked to the market in L.A.-- I guess it was Ken Paves to the rescue after all. Even if her haircut (wig!) looked little severe, if it gets her smiling more, I'm definitely behind the decision. Especially if that means she's going to get rid of that hat for a while.
Update: Are you glad her Wintour-esque bob 'do ended up just being a wig?
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8:27 Monday, May 26, 2008

I hope I'm not the only person who watched The Real Housewives of New York City, because otherwise these guys are strangers. If you're not familiar, this one here is the self-proclaimed milfy mom Ramona, who managed to swallow her pride to pose next to her frenemy Jill Zarin after the jump. Bethenny, below, posed sans martini glass-- slightly unusual, I must say-- and even Alex McCord made an appearance with her "gay" husband. What a crowd! *Snore.* There must have been schmoozing up the hilt at the Hamptons Mag 30th Anniversary bash.
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6:35 Monday, May 26, 2008
I was hoping that this road "luck" didn't run in the Hogan family. It looks like Brooke was in a smash-up on Sunday on the freeway in Clearwater, Florida, but thankfully it was reported that she wasn't at fault. According to reports, Brooke's car hit the concrete divider after the other vehicle swerved to switch lanes at high speed and sustained $3,000 in damage.
After all of Nick's troubles, this was probably the last thing that the Hogan fam wanted to deal with so soon.
Picture by New News Inc / Splash
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5:32 Monday, May 26, 2008

Little Milo William wasn't really in the mood to see the paps this
weekend-- along with his mother Liv, it seems. The two were out to visit a
neighbor in Greenwich Village who somehow missed the millions of
flashbulbs going off outside. As Liv waited for the neighbor to show,
Milo let us all know what he thought about getting his picture taken.
I hope these pics make her now-separated husband Royston a little jealous.
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