12:39 Tuesday, May 27, 2008
"I'm going to call it 'Nick Bollea: How I Made Money By Ruining My Friend's Life"
Nick Bollea has been pondering his future whilst serving time in a Florida prison. According to recorded tapes of conversations between him and his father Hulk Hogan, he has been asking about making a reality show, based on how he recovers upon release from prison. He even asked his father what was the best way to go about making money from the show, with his father suggesting he produce it and Nick can be an owner. Meanwhile, John Graziano lies in hopsital with brain damage, unaware of the Hogan circus.
Are the Hogans trying to alienate the general public even more? Perhaps showbiz life has detached them completely from reality. It has been suggested that upon release from prison, Nick should be drafted into the Marines and sent on a tour of Iraq and a tour of Afghanistan... with a large bullseye painted on his helmet.
Only problem with that, is he is just as likely to get shot from behind as he is from the front...
Continue reading Hogans Are The New Lohans
12:20 Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Just like the Lilith Fair,
Sarah Mclachlan showcased a real woman's body while wearing a bikini on the beach in Hawaii over the Memorial Day weekend. Before you bash me for not harping on her less than perfect shape (she looks pretty damn good for a 40-year-old folk singer) she does not make a living off of her body unlike 99% of the women in Hollywood, so it's off limits.
Yes, even I, the guy who makes cancer jokes and wishes death on cyclists and bums, has a limit.
Check out 20+ pictures of Sarah McLachlan wearing a bikini in the gallery.
Pictures by Starsurf
Continue reading Sarah McLachlan Is An 'Ordinary Miracle'
12:07 Tuesday, May 27, 2008
The latest Indiana Jones blockbuster has been whipping up a storm at the box office. "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" took $151 million in the USA in its first 5 days and made a whopping $311.1 million worldwide. This means the film has already covered its production cost, which was $185 million. The first 3 Indiana Jones films made over $1.2 billion at the worldwide box office.
If you listen carefully you can hear the faint crackling of burnt $20 bills being used to light the collective cigars of Ford, Spielberg and Lucas. Their plan to dominate the world continues, lulling cinema-goers into a false sense of security before releasing their magnum opus: Harrison Ford in "ET Wars: Indiana Jaws & The Profit of Doom".
Continue reading Indiana Jones Whips The Competition
11:45 Tuesday, May 27, 2008
"Please help me free Brad... I mean Burma!"
A host of celebrities have united to encourage the public to help free Burma from its brutal military regime. Famous people such as Jennifer Aniston, Woody Harrelson, Will Ferrell and err... Steven Seagal have got together to make a series of short films to highlight the sad plight of the Burmese people.
Although this is a great cause and I am a big fan of people such as Aung San Suu Kyi, I always felt there was something ironic about celebs asking to "Free *insert fashionable country*". If they united all their huge film salaries they could just simply buy the country. Plus what about overlooked countries, like Free USA from celebrity-endorsed charities?
On the bright side, Seagal has promised that if we free Burma he won't make any more movies. Where do I sign up?
Click here to go to the US Campaign for Burma website
Continue reading Burma (Myanmar) Is The New Tibet
11:39 Tuesday, May 27, 2008
And somehow managed to not throw herself away.
Continue reading Splash TV: Amy Winehouse Takes Out The Trash
8:16 Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Camilla Alves proves that pregnancy is tiring work as she calls upon four security members at a food store. The one in the orange looks particularly strong, don't you think?
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Continue reading How Much Security Does It Take To Escort Camilla Alves?
