According to In Touch magazine George Clooney has returned to his lovable bachelor ways after ending his year long relationship with Sarah Larson.

"He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her....The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down."

They had little in common? I was pretty sure their mutual love for cock, I mean motorcycles was more than enough to make this relationship last.

 

Producers of a new Broadway version of "Grease" are hoping to get Britney Spears to play the lead role of Danny Sandy. Britney has been cleaning up her act lately, as seen in these photos, and the producers were impressed with her acting stint in "How I Met Your Mother". At the moment, there has been no comment on the potential role from Britney's camp.

 

Knowing that I will probably incur the wrath of all the "Britnuts" out there, I just want to point out that Sandy's full name in the musical is Sandy Dumbrowski and I would hate to see Britney get typecast.

 

 

 

 

 

Country singer Chris Cagle and his girlfriend Jennifer Tant were arrested by Nashville police after a drunken brawl at 4.40am. Cagle claimed Tant had attacked him with an umbrella whilst Tant accused Cagle of hitting her with a handbag. Cagle ended up with a bump on his head whilst Tant suffered a split lip.

 

Domestic abuse is never a funny subject, however, at least Cagle did it "Brokeback Mountain" cowboy style, with a handbag. Brings a whole new meaning to a "Rhinestone Cowboy".

 

Apparently the fight started over harsh comments made by Tant over Cagle's flower displays and needlework.

 

 

 

 

 

This is Alex Connerty from the UK. At the age of 3 he wears clothes made for a 6 month old baby and is only 2ft 4in tall. Alex suffers from Majewski osteodysplastic primordial dwarfism type two which restricts his growth and also sadly means he is not expected to live past the age of 30. His family are determined to help him enjoy his life to the fullest.

 

In other news, Tom Cruise commented on his pleasure at finally seeing someone who could actually look up to him.

 

 

In an interview with AARP magazine, crazy old bird Martin Sheen admitted he once had his son Charlie arrested, for fear of his son's drug habit. Sheen senior felt that Sheen junior was going to end up killing himself and that the best thing for him was to spend some time in prison. He also commented on his own battle with the booze, saying "one of the saddest things is the rise in alcoholism among retired people".

 

I imagine a party at a Sheen family get together would be awesome. Daddy Sheen would bring the booze, Charlie would bring the drugs and hookers and Emilio would bring copies of "Men At Work" to hurl on the fire.

 

Then when Daddy Sheen was bored, he would call the cops on you...