3:09 Wednesday, May 28, 2008
"I miss Tony so much"
Here are some shots of Eva Longoria looking fantastic in her new Magnum Ice-Cream adverts. The "Desperate Housewives" star has signed a contract with the brand to promote their new Mayan Mystica Magnum and Magnum Minis in Europe.
Although she has bird legs, horse teeth, doe eyes and chicken breasts, all these animal parts help make Eva one big fox. It is part of my denial treatment, as much as I hate to admit it, Eva Longoria is a hotty.
Eva Longoria Parker is so ridiculously small and skinny that without clothes, shoes, hair extensions and 10 pounds of make-up she would actually float away.
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3:08 Wednesday, May 28, 2008
2:52 Wednesday, May 28, 2008
How could anyone call this man a phoney?
Debbie Graziano, mother of John Graziano, has accused the Hogan/Bollea family as being "the biggest phonies and two-faced individuals I''ve ever seen". She made these comments when hearing about the recorded tapes of conversations between Hulk and Nick, compared to their supposedly remorseful conduct during court proceedings.
Anyone who saw Hulk perform in the WWF knows what a phoney he is and as for his performance in "Rocky III", well he is one of the few people who can make Sylvester Stallone look like Robert De Niro.
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2:21 Wednesday, May 28, 2008
The Golden Child turns 2-years-old.
Continue reading Splash TV: Happy Birthday Shiloh!
1:47 Wednesday, May 28, 2008
"Mmm this iced latte is so extreme"
An advert featuring current Dunkin' Donuts spokesperson, Rachael Ray, has been pulled due to her attire. Some observers felt the TV cook was wearing a keffiyeh, a scarf that is often connected with use by Islamic terrorists. Although the company claimed she was actually wearing a black and white print scarf, they decided to pull the advert anyway.
In other stereotype news, police finally captured the Hamburglar. When asked what led police to the arrest, Lt McDonald said it was the black mask, stripey shirt and huge bag with "SWAG" printed on it which gave the master criminal away.
Dunkin' Donuts also pulled their new slogan, "Dunkin' Donuts Are The Bomb".
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1:26 Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Meet the new Bond girl, Ivana Jerkuoff
The new James Bond novel has just been released. The book, called "Devil May Care", written by Sebastian Faulks, was shipped down the Thames in London by model Tuuli Shipster with a guard of Royal Marines and Royal Navy personnel. The book is set in the Cold War era, in 1967.
The plot has been kept secret but goes something like this: Bond does amazing stunt, has argument with M, beds sexy woman, kills terrorist, meets even sexier lady, gets cheated by her, gets kidnapped by villain with silly name, makes an unbelievable escape, kills major villain, makes love to sexier lady whilst strapped to a nuclear missile, or something like that.
Although Daniel Craig is still the screen Bond, it is rumored the next James Bond will be Orlando Bloom, due to his extreme manliness.
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