Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's Date Night

Damn do these two clean up well. I was thinking about writing them off as Hollywood's hottest couple in favor of Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman (I need a cold shower after thinking about those two humping) until Brad an Angie emerged from the Eden Roc Hotel in Cannes looking like a flaming diamond encrusted velvet painting of Jesus.

Does that even mean anything? You know what, I don't care. I swear I can smell their pheromones through my computer or continuously watching that scene where Danny and Rhea tell 'Matilda' she can't go to school because 'who would sign for packages?' (so hot) is finally getting to me.

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The royal couple.


They're perfect couple
The hottest couple ever
The most beautiful couple ever
The most charitable couple


They're perfect couple
The hottest couple ever
The most beautiful couple ever
The most charitable couple


I LIKE HER STYLE, AND SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL.


They LOOK incredible! I love HER dress.


I think the world will fall into pieces if they ever break up!


Stop thinking Dani


They're so beautiful together!!! I hope they're committed to each other forever. I agreed with Dani, the world will collapse if they ever breakup. I would!!!!


They are my favourite actors. I love both of them. It's good to see that they 're committed to each other.


Yes, stop thinking, Dani!


Ha, if these two douchebags broke up, I'd CELEBRATE, as I loathe both of them. Just sayin'...


I love how she lays on the photo-ops BIG TIME on the same day her heroin-induced confessions on video come out exclaiming animal-killing, sexual deviance, and fucked-up drug logic. What a great mom and saint!

At least we now know Shiloh's purpose-roll her out when Skankalina needs a pr diversion.


i think haters are imbeciles. they should look at themselves before they even talk smack.


They are such a beautiful couple!!! Everyone has a part of our past that we would like to forget. We have no idea if she's asked forgiveness for her past and most importantly she's moved "past" her "past" and is showing the world about humanitarian and public service.

All their children are beautiful and surely the twins she is carrying will add to their stunning family.

So, stop all the hating, but in accordance to the 1st amendment...freedom of speech is allowed.


Well written Chris..more like it should be.

I love her dress, it's gorgeous...shame it will only be worn once.


They look gret,beautiful,pretty i mean just so good together.........


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