No c-section scar? How could she possibly have a child without the de-rigeur c-section? I got it! She posed for these pics after the birth of the first child she adopted. That's it, right?

I wonder if her kid can say "check out my mom's tits and ass" in Latin?

She said those were taken 2 years ago but she wore and possibly bought the dress in the last photo on the show. LIAR LIAR (absent) PANTS ON FIRE

She said those were taken 2 years ago but she wore and possibly bought the dress in the last photo on the show. LIAR LIAR (absent) PANTS ON FIRE

Now maybe the classless social climbing twit with a taste for bad animal clothing can sell these picks and get her gross teeth fixed. She is so tacky and yet, totally full of herself. Can we be done with her now??? Please!!!!

That isn't the same dress..........look closer.
She doesn't look bad at least she isn't a pork chop like some of those other women on the show.
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those nipples are like baby toes!

I think she looks great.

Now this is what a real woman looks like. Hugh hefner, take note.

HOT! Very HOT!

America - Land of the FREE - Home of the BRAVE, where people have nothing to do but say hurtful things about one another. She's not hurting anyone, let her be! If you don't like what she does on TV, don't watch, If you don't like her photos's, don't look. It's an easy enough solution. Y say something mean? Y YYY

id tap that those nipples are hot

You are so right Crazy Daisy, she looks like
a vampire with those horrible teeth! It took her
this long to do something with that witches hair what a mess! Hope we are done with her
and that creepy husband.
For all those others who think we are mean
when you put yourself out there you are looking
for a response and not all will be kind.

Last thing I want is a NYC woman, but she is a beautiful and sexy woman!

I don't like her but she looks downright pretty here.

Best tits ever.

who gives a rat's a** if she is nekkid or not?!
doesn't this country have bigger and better things to be concerned with??

everybody has nipples; some have breasts behind those nipples; and women have internal genitalia... big deal. do people need a basic anatomy overview?

who cares what a wannabe social climber does in the privacy of her own time?! if that uptight nutjob Ramona has issue with this, she needs to take a long hard look in the mirror.

Can't get past the snaggletooth......I wonder if Francois ever latched on to those nipples? She's a classic pretentious social climber with a gay husband.

Can't get past the snaggletooth......I wonder if Francois ever latched on to those nipples? She's a classic pretentious social climber with a gay husband.

what a pitiful woman. did you see her filthy home with a mattress on the floor in the "master suite"? her oldest child needs some serious discipline-the way he took that gentleman's hamburger and smashed it with a spoon and his parents said nothing!!!! she reminds me of the nerd in high school who married "up". what a jo. posing nude is the leat of her problems-quit being a media whore and be a parent

what a pitiful woman. did you see her filthy home with a mattress on the floor in the "master suite"? her oldest child needs some serious discipline-the way he took that gentleman's hamburger and smashed it with a spoon and his parents said nothing!!!! she reminds me of the nerd in high school who married "up". what a jo. posing nude is the leat of her problems-quit being a media whore and be a parent

what a pitiful woman. did you see her filthy home with a mattress on the floor in the "master suite"? her oldest child needs some serious discipline-the way he took that gentleman's hamburger and smashed it with a spoon and his parents said nothing!!!! she reminds me of the nerd in high school who married "up". what a joke. posing nude is the least of her problems-quit being a media whore and be a parent

how do I see the unedited images ?

Butta' face

Jeezus Keerist - DO NOT WANT

1. Anyone wondering why she's posing with her arms straight up? To make her boobs look higher and rounder, and to make her stomach stretch out & look flatter. Only another woman would be able to notice that.

2. This desperate-for-fame loser and her creepy husband PLANTED these pictures. She's been trying to be an actress for YEARS! Her resume is posted on her personal website.

Her nips are HUGE! This look freaky! I've never seen any tits with nipples that big. The nips stick out so far it looks like a small penis growing on her tit.

I am now watching the tell all show...she is soooooooo a want to be...met on a online site he is more like a girl and running around in a girl bottom european swimsuit...I used to make suits as a business...and this is scank!!! and of course alex wearing NOTHING!!! on the beach...could not hang with the girls in the s hamptons...but they are ALL really vanderbilt wanna be's with the astor's...please it has NOT changed not at all...read the history!

Sorry but this chick is just plain ugly, her face, her tits and that vagina of hers are totally gross. Nude pictures could be beautiful and tasteful, but not in this case. She totally licked these pictures herself. They should take her off the show, the other women are classy, she is NOT.

Sorry but this chick is just plain ugly, her face, her tits and that vagina of hers are totally gross. Nude pictures could be beautiful and tasteful, but not in this case. She totally licked these pictures herself. They should take her off the show, the other women are classy, she is NOT.

Hell Ramona is just jealous she does not have the bod to show off.This is 1 sexy Lady I would love to spend some time with!!

Those nipples are monstrous - i'd be tempted if her face didn't remind me so much of a snaggle-toothed skeletor

I think it is great frankenstein took some photos. Some of the photos are tasteful most are not. What in world is wrong with those tits? They look like little vienna sausages!

I think it is great frankenstein took some photos. Some of the photos are tasteful most are not. What in the world is wrong with those tits? They look like little vienna sausages!

If her kid can't say my mommy's tits and ass in latin i'm sure he can say it in french. what a parent!!

this chick is hot!

her trim is marvelous and she really likes to show it.

Ewww she has a penis. Simon must have the vagina...that explains a lot.

That last picture is amazing. If all women were this confident, we would rule the world.

That last picture is amazing. If all women were this confident, we would rule the world.

That last picture is amazing. If all women were this confident, we would rule the world.

That last picture is amazing. If all women were this confident, we would rule the world.

I'd fuck her.

Gotta disagree with Mary who said:

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By Mary on April 25, 2008 3:31 PM
1. Anyone wondering why she's posing with her arms straight up? To make her boobs look higher and rounder, and to make her stomach stretch out & look flatter. Only another woman would be able to notice that.
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Looking at her other pics, she's got great boobs that are as high and round as a real woman should have. As to her stomach, in her other pictures with arms down there's nothing unattractive about her tummy.

She's just nasty...all the way up to her red, puffy, periodontal diseased gums!!

nice pic labia breath. where can i find a nude photo of bethanny- thats the one i'd like to put a flag in

nice pic labia breath. where can i find a nude photo of bethanny- thats the one i'd like to put a flag in

nice pic labia breath. where can i find a nude photo of bethanny- thats the one i'd like to put a flag in

I agree that Alex and Simon came across as status seekers and very pretentious. Although, you can't argue that Alex looks GREAT in these post baby pictures. I know alot of us can not say the same for our own bodies post child birth.

This is the most pathetic delusional skank I've ever seen! She actually thinks she is attractive no doubt her faggot husband took the photo's in the bathroom while she was preparing for her "Photo Shoot" She would serve society better by keeping that nasty white skin, devoid of any sexual attraction, to herself. And spare the public any more visual suffering! My god I've seen stray dogs with more attractive breasts/nipples than her.

Her nipples look like battery posts!!

THE HUMAN BODY ISNT NASTY AND AFTER YOU GIVE BIRTH OF COURSE YOUR NIPPLES WILL BE ENLARGED WHICH MOST MEN THINK IS SEXY! THESE ARE TASTEFUL NOT IN SEXUAL POSES.JUST ARTFUL PHOTOS OF A WOMANS BODY...THEY LOOK VERY GOOD AND ARE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF!..EDUCATED MINDS SEE THESE AS ART

THE HUMAN BODY ISNT NASTY AND AFTER YOU GIVE BIRTH OF COURSE YOUR NIPPLES WILL BE ENLARGED WHICH MOST MEN THINK IS SEXY! THESE ARE TASTEFUL NOT IN SEXUAL POSES.JUST ARTFUL PHOTOS OF A WOMANS BODY...THEY LOOK VERY GOOD AND ARE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF!..EDUCATED MINDS SEE THESE AS ART

Simply beautiful pictures!

I would Suck those tits raw nice nipples, check out the masturbation video its smoking
http://www.thumbszillia.com

I think shes gorgeous! and after 2 kids, wow.

I'd suck those nubby nips and then screw Simon in the ass. Those two (Simon and Alex, not her tits) are out of control.

I am sure I would do her in a drunken moment but she is a fugly skank who should keep her bald, gaping pussy and deformed nipples to herself. But the other one stalking off the stage when the pictures were mentioned is a hypcrite as well.

shes yummy. I want some of that stuff

That's just gross....almost as gross as she and her husband's personality...

It's just too bad Alex's hair, face, or and personality doesn't match the rest of her.

Wow. Naked pictures of an old girlfriend on the net. I have seen it all.

she has a nice pussy. its licking it lips aswell if you look. id fuck it

OMG this is truly disturbing...She is so nasty and her shanty of a house just shows how low and poor these people are.Fix up your house please!!
If I was in New York I would so call CPS on these two horrible parents.She does stuff like this just think of all the weird shit the goes on in that house.
I fear for those kids Simon seems like he would be a MOLESTER.
They truly put theses out there on there own.
And teach your kids some manners.
Or they will surly be in rehab before the age 12.
Alex you look like a CRACK HEAD WHORE.
SIMON you look like a METH USER.
Thats what Alex is a crack head look at her teeth.

CRACKHEAD WHORE!!!!!

And this is not art she has a fuck'n bandaid on her finger in the picture.Simon the fagg ass.You are sooo creepy.Please get your wifes teeth fixed.If I were you I would be soo ashamed of my wife and these nasty pictures.
Your kids are ugly too.
I would dump the crack head and the BRATS that you call kids.

Her pussy looks just plain gross. I hate how she doesnt have any lips covering her clit. That puss needs hair! Way too ugly to be bald. I watched the show and her flat is dirty and looks like a place for squaters. This pictures are not ART! She is a dog and turns me off completely.

My dick will never be the same.....i think he just lay down and died. He is truly traumatized.

i feel sorry for this woman that these over-glorified snapshots made their way to the internet. they are definitely images you would want to keep in your personal possession.
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She is truly pathetic! I am sorry, these pics are dreadful.

She has huge nipples because she is breastfeeding people! Your nipples stretch out during that time because the baby is pulling on them! The criticisms just reveal youth and ignorance. Whatever.

Just like Splash to show a Flash of Trashy Gash. And whats with the steroid induced 'Super Nipples'? "Ugh'...no thanks.

She could use some fixing up in the face, her privates are her own. I think those housewives are all jealous of her body. Luann is 48, lives in a RENTAL townhouse because her husband doesn't have a dime. Acting like she owns a upper east side tonhouse and she does not have shit. They have some money, but not real NYC wealth. She has already had a face lift. She is a wanna be who is sending her kids to boarding school so she can screw around. The Count has the huges bags under his eyes because he is always travelling(Has his baggage packed up and ready to go). Personnally she is unfemmine and seems like a transvestite to me. Jill Zarin is crass and lacks class, I won't sleep with that ugly man of hers for all the tea in China. Ramona is a skank with her botox shot eyes, and her legs so far apart, looks like her sex partner is King Kong, and she is UGLY. Bettheny is a rude NYC JAP, and she is hateful and cruel. She could seriously hurt someone with her stabbing in the eye bit. That is the reason that she will never have a man.

Notice how many negative comments come from females!!!! I think the guys think she is hot.

Notice how many negative comments come from females!!!! I think the guys think she is hot. Perhaps there is some jealousy coming from the housefraus of NYC?????

Notice how many negative comments come from females!!!! I think the guys think she is hot. Perhaps there is some jealousy coming from the housefraus of NYC?????

Notice how many negative comments come from females!!!! I think the guys think she is hot. Perhaps there is some jealousy coming from the housefraus of NYC?????

Alan on APril 23rd said, "those nipples are like baby toes!" O MAN! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard!! When I saw the pic I thought, "man! them's some big ol' nippoes!" When i read "baby toes" I had to scroll up for another look! I nearly fell over!! Put some baby booties on those things! hahahahahahahahaha!

Ok... When I first saw the reunion I was on Alex's side... I thought she was serious when she said the photos were artistic and tasteful. Well, they arent. And yes she did lie about no south FL shots because she was being ganged up on.
Alex!!
With all your money you can't afford a better photographer? Are you kidding me with these pictures??? Babe, if you can spend 10k on a dress you'll wear once then you can shell out for some quality photography. I think you look a LOT BETTER than these photos ... they do not do you justice. Kudos for the bravery but please hire a new photographer. Take this as a compliment to your real beauty and a criticism for bad choices. You are classier than this! Aren't you..... ? :)

You girls just wish your pussies were half as hot as Alex's!

Her tits are gorgeous and her cunt lips are among the lickable on the planet.

Ravi007 I think you've never seen a clit since Alex's is clearly not visible and yet you comment on how it's not hidden by her gorgeous pussy lips.

You must be a woman who has never stared her own pussy in the mirror. Plus you probably have never waxed your cro-magnon bush that stretches from your knees to your bellybutton (and maybe up to your saggy tits).

Go Alex! You are super nova hot!

u can say what u want about the body whether it is hot or not or art or not, but u can not deny how heidious her facial expressions are! when she is in the shower with hands up looking down, she looks as if she is looking at someone and is going to kill them, like "Here's Johnny!! / Psycho-ish.. very very freaky...and tacky... that just tells you it was bad and ameateur photography, which if u are semi-famous, at least do playboy, not some tacky no name website, that just screams that she wanted to be seen as trashy, not artsy

Not that Alex is a member of NY society anyway, but after looking at these photos this morning, there is NO way will this woman ever be a member of real society here or anyplace. These are not tasteful nude shots...these are just plain ole porn shots.
She has a fantastic body but she's not ready for the big-time yet.

she has a really ugly face