Ashlee Simpson just spent a few days in Jamaica soaking up the sun and sadly her wannabe emo boyfriend Pete Wentz tagged along. As everyone knows, especially papa Joe Simpson, Ashlee (or Jessica) in a bikini equals big bucks. Pete Wentz, on the other hand, in anything that doesn't involve a coffin is worth the equivalent of getting punched in the c*ck. Twice. By an ex-girlfriend. More pics after the jump!