Amy Winehouse was rocking a crazy eye when she arrived at the North station in Paris. Usually she's looking pretty wid, but her natural expression took things to a whole new level! Maybe she's just overjoyed and doesn't know how to show it, since she's recently been cleared of those pesky charges of witness-tampering. She'll need to return in March for further questioning, but for the time being, she's free! Heaven knows she's had enough going on, with her move and all.

Pictures by KCSPresse

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Eva Mendes' yearbook photos have fascinated me. Someone dug up shots of her from Toll Middle School and Herbert Hoover High School in Glendale, California, and I'm glad they did. I'm impressed. Usually those "pre famous" shots are scary, but Eva looks pretty cute here. And she gets bonus points for rocking '80s hair and *almost* not looking stupid. Now me? I have hidden my yearbook far away. Yes, my photos were really that bad, and yes, I DID grow out of it. Still, it looks like Eva bypassed much of the awkward teen year. Lucky!

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Paris Hilton has been feeling coy lately. She doesn't really strike me as the type to mastermind schemes of intrigue, but when we saw her at Jamba Juice on Rodeo Drive, she refused to answer and kept her head down. What do you think about Paris's new diamond ring? Do you think it's possible that she's already engaged to Benji Madden after all? (I vote no on that one-- I remeber shiny ring alerts in the past that were oh-so-false.)

Pictures by HookedOnHollywood

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Ex-Baywatch girl Brooke Burns was seen by a Splash photographer with what was so lovingly referred to as an "abnormally large bag" in our captions here. Nice description-- now why do I think that that one was penned by a man? 'Cause most girls I know are toting around ridiculous carryalls without second thought. This one does look a little on the stupid side, though. Wait a second. . . if you take a look at the thumbnails below, you can see that she's also carrying a normal purse inside the weird one. Now that does warrant a "WTF?!"

Pictures by Todd Seligman

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Preggers Camila Alves was seen treating herself to a little spa time in Malibu. Now that Matthew McConaughey is in Boston filming with Jennifer Garner, this Brazilian looker has some time to pamper herself and relax. The separation must be pretty difficult to handle, with Camila pregnant and all. That's one time when I wouldn't want to be in their shoes! (The spa time, however, is definitely welcome.) Pictures by MAP

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Elle Macpherson was spotted in at a launch party held for Sante Medi-Spa in Dublin, and it looks like this girl loves to pack light! We spotted her here in Ireland wearing the same top she had on in London during her bra-flashing incident over at the "Figures of Speech Fundraising Gala" at the Royal Horticultural Hall. At least she wasn't missing one vital button like she was last time! That's a step up.

Pictures by Mark Doyle/Entertainment Press (main), Mark Doyle

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