Since I have a college degree (hard to believe huh?), all my teeth and don't think getting smashed in the head with a folding chair is hilarious, I have no idea who Maria Kanellis is but you know what? Who cares, she's naked and kind of hot in a 'stroke victim that can kick in your head' kind of way. If you do buy this issue, do me a favor and tear out the interview with Chad Kroeger from Nickleback and burn it. That guy and his music sucks. The longer his interview remains in contact with her pictorial, the more disappointed you'll be in her spread when you pick up the mag. Trust me. More pics after the jump!

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Either Benji Madden's relationship with Paris Hilton is fake or he bats for the other team. Those are the only reasons I can come up with for dumping Sophie Monk. More pics after the jump!

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Fashion designer and Bravo reality show 'Project Runway' runner-up, Rami Kashou, was spotted by people paparazzo Rozewicz Stanislaw while walking in SoHo, New York City. Don’t forget that you too can be a People Paparazzi! The next time you see a celebrity filming a movie, shopping on Robertson or vacationing in the Bahamas whip out your camera or your cell phone and snap away. Then send us the pictures and we will try and make you money! Check out the specifics over at People Paparazzi and start pappin’!

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Love birds Hilary Duff and her New York Islander hockey star boyfriend Mike Comrie were spotted by People Paparazzo Rozenwicz Stanislaw while walking in SoHo, New York City a few days ago. Don’t forget that you too can be a People Paparazzi! The next time you see a celebrity filming a movie, shopping on Robertson or vacationing in the Bahamas whip out your camera or your cell phone and snap away. Then send us the pictures and we will try and make you money! Check out the specifics over at People Paparazzi and start pappin’!

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Jason Davis, fresh off his bust for heroin possession and driving under the influence, brought his smug mug to 'The Ivy' for lunch yesterday. If you can make it through this video without punching your screen or cursing so violently that your co-workers peek their heads over their cubes, you just might want to give the Pope a call and put your name in the canonization hat. More pics after the jump!

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Britney Spears has reportedly been receiving stalkerish and threatening mail and is set to hand over the incriminating letters to the FBI.

A source close to the songstress tells E! News that Spears has been the recipient of a number of disturbing letters and packages, including at least one letter mentioning "how to bomb" and others containing threatening language and "weird gibberish."

Has anyone checked to see if these letters were sent by one of Britney's other personalities, mainly British Britney? E! News: Britney Forwarding Mail to the Feds

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