Shall I nickname this weekend the "Weekend of Celebrity Smiles" or something? It's like everyone is bouncing around all giddy-like, from Miley to Eva to Rosario to Kelly. Do we all have spring fever? Kelly may have been obliging, but I've had enough of this saccharin sweetness for one day-- bring on the grumps! ;)

*Hunting for pictures of p*ssed-off a-listers*

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George Clooney recently joked that his "balls had been unwrinkled." The actor said that he had the surgical procedure done to make testicles look more attractive, and that this has taken Hollywood by storm. The conversation was sparked after Clooney denied having cosmetic surgery done on his eyes. He said that he was shocked when he made a joke about getting wrinkles removed from around his eyes spread worldwide.

"This [rumour] was everywhere. Oprah did a show where Julia Roberts and I interviewed each other. And Julia said, 'Would you ever consider plastic surgery?' And I said, 'I got my eyes done, what do you think?' I was in Italy when it aired. All of a sudden it was all over the Italian papers. Once it switches languages and loses all sense of irony, and it's bouncing back and forth..."

Surely the whole ball-unwrinkling idea is too far-fetched to make it round the world... right? Stock picture by Ciao Hollywood

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According to gossip source PageSix, Kimora Lee Simmons is indeed pregnant with actor Djimon Hounsou's baby, after reportedly trying to get pregnant for some time. Now a source has reported that "She's pregnant."

Page Six says a spokeswoman for Simmons "couldn't get a hold of her client for five days." Oooh, the intrigue. I bet if she's preggers again, she'll be up on her high horse making all sorts of demands again. Oh, wait. Did that "fabulous" diva ever stop doing that?

Stock picture by Octavio R Vera Jr

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If only more of us could be this lucky. . . Rosario Dawson arrived inWashington, D.C. after a 6 a.m. flight, but she still managed to look really refreshed and was being friendly to top it all off. She was busy joking and laughing with the photogs as they snapped her picture, and, unlike me in the morning, did not act like a boring b*tch at all. Well done! I'm really starting to like her.

Pictures by Drummond-Young

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Britney has been receiving plenty of packages lately from her stalker, and some of them include sex toys along with pornographic details, according to U.S. reports. Brit was feared to have this stalker after receiving notes contained both "how to bomb" instructions as well as "gibberish" about Israel and the Middle East. "The first thing you see when you open the box is a huge, lavender-colored, battery-operated sex toy - still with the price tag on it," a source said about a recent delivery. There were two letter along with the toy, one handwritten and one typed, that contain vivid sexual details of the writer's fantasy experiences with Britney. Think that's weird enough? It gets even grosser, with a photo of the possible sender-- a middle-aged man with stringy hair, squirting yellow liquid into his mouth, with his eyes cut out. "It started about six weeks ago with just letters being sent once a week," a source reported to OK! "And then it quickly escalated to larger packages that now arrive two to three times a week - always to the same L.A. address, but never to one of Britney's homes." Stock picture by Splash

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I use "celebrity" lightly, but Amanda Overmyer has officially given me the chills. This "Rock Chick" made it out to the Horton Hears a Who premiere and posed alongside other American Idol finalists looking... hmmm, how shall I describe it? Whatever it is, I'm a little scared, and I feel bad for her hair as well. :( Oh, there's more. Just wait until you click on the thumbnail below.

Pictures by Tonya Wise / London Entertainment, Splash

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