Every year we all get a little bit older except for Catherine Zeta-Jones who we spotted arriving in Australia. Either she has the best plastic surgeon in the world or being married to a 130-year-old man is really good for your health. Brings new meaning to the title of her latest film "Death Defying Acts." Pictures by Snapper Media More pics after the jump!

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Jenna Jameson is the latest in a string of celebrities stripping off for animal rights activist Peta. The former porn star, wearing a pleather bra, wants you to 'discover the pleasure of pleather' as an alternative to leather in your BDSM bedroom escapades. Not mentioned in the ad? It's much easier to clean your slave's blood, sweat, and scat out of pleather than traditional leather gear. So I hear.

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Hollywood and their families turned up for the premiere of Dr. Seuss' 'Horton Hears A Who' at the Mann Village, complete with Seussian props and red carpert laughs but because we as Americans have become a nation of ambulance chasers, fame whores, and socially irresponsible fanatics who jump at any chance to make a statement regardless if the time or place is appropriate, anti-abortion protesters took advantage of the movie's tag line 'A person is a person, no matter how small' to make a statement against abortion. Way to hijack a premiere geared towards kids, did you learn this trick from Fred Phelps? After the jump, loads of red carpet family fun. Pictures by Luis Martinez and Tonya Wise/London Entertainment More pics after the jump!

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Chuck Norris isn't just a god to frat guys and 13-year-old boys in the States who still laugh at those Chuckisms (Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris, etc), but he's become sort of a role model for the Iraqi police.

"I've seen his videos, he's a hero. He saves the city, he protects women and children and he fights crime wherever it is. We should all be like Chuck Norris," Khaled Hussein said.

Except for that whole endorsing a candidate who thinks homosexuality is immoral and a choice. Otherwise Chuck Norris is A-OK in my book. Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, say U.S. troops

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Goldie Hawn's sex life is something I never needed or more importantly wanted to know about but while appearing on the BBC show 'Friday Night With Jonathan Ross,' the way paste her prime sex symbol mentioned that she spices up her sex life with longtime partner Kurt Russell by wearing costumes in the bedroom.

“I don outfits for him, it’s fun.”

I don't know what's more vomit inducing: Picturing a geriatric Kurt Russell, wearing his 'Snake Pliskin' costume from 'Escape From New York,' mounted by an army uniform wearing Hawn, only its been 28 years since she wore it in 'Private Benjamin?' Or the fact that she's 62 and not just humping but getting kinky. The Sun: Goldie gets sexy with Wossy

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Figuring out who this "dawg" is should be pretty easy. Picture by Whittle More pics after the jump!

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