I couldn't make this sh*t up. Phoebe Price is so all about the camera that it's vaguely nauseating and yet somehow fascinating, too. She was seen "relaxing with a cold ice cream" in Malibu, but I'd like to think that relaxing is just another word for "sucking up everyone's last ounce of attention." Now if only it wasn't so fun to photograph her and her outfits. *Shuddering* If Phoebe dressed down, people would leave her alone for sure. Wait a second-- do I smell a master plan? Pictures by Hot Shots Worldwide

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Enjoy these years, Miley! Ah, to be a teen eating food with abandon. . . even in front of the paprazzi. Miley Cyrus looks like she was suffering from an attack of the Mac variety when we ran into her this weekend. We spotted Miley tearing into fries with gusto after church, only ending up sharing a few with the family. It looks like she was bent on eating this large order herself.

Pictures by Phamous Fotos and Hot Shots Worldwide

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It seems like Lindsay Lohan's life is always a whirlwind. We recently caught the news that her grandmother spent some time in the hospital after crashing her car into a tree and pole in Long Island. Marilyn Lohan, who is 67 and who was visiting her cancer-stricken husband, swerved to avoid an oncoming car and ended up crashing her own vehicle. Lindsay reportedly spent the weekend in Long Island to visit with her grandparents. "Jesus kept her out of the grave," Lindsay's father Michael told the New York Post. Here's to wishing your grandparents both a quick recovery from Splash, Lindsay. Now if only your dad could fade away from the media, everything would be pretty much perfect. ;) Stock picture by Luiz Martinez

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Yes, you heard me. Kim Kardashian ends up covered in whipped cream in the most recent episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode, where she ends up in a kitchen showdown with her mother. When Kris runs into Kim scarfing cake in the kitch (surprised?), she called in the backup-- a nutritionist. Things turned to chaos after Kim squirted whipped cream into her mouth while watching the fridge being emptied. Her mom took revenge, covered Kim in whipped cream, and then the war was on right in front of the shocked nutritionist. Number one: how mature; number two: not surprised in the least. I'm not sure who's worst on that show-- Kris or her daughters. Stock picture by Luis Martinez

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Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend: clomping along somewhere. Thank goodness that the backdrop was Paris, because otherwise I'd judge from their expressions that something is very, very wrong. But how could that be in the City of Lights, City of Love. . . right? I'm going to hope so, despite these pics! They do perk up a little in the last thumbnail. Pictures by KCSPresse

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How did these pics escape me this weekend? David Beckham was seen here in Los Angeles, where he was going to fly to the UK to be in the Final 23 of the England squad. Sports are one thing, but if they get David out of the house and into the paparazzis' lenses, it makes me a very happy girl indeed. Posh must weep when he leaves, honestly.

Pictures by Ben Tsui

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