"Dude, does this mean we're married now?"

Leave your captions in the comments and check out more Kevin Federline Vegas birthday pics after the jump. More pics after the jump!

Continue reading Caption K-Fed: Post Cake Smoosh

---

I have no idea who Simona Fusco Stratten is but supposedly she's a double threat, a model and actress, but can you really be considered an actress if your 'roles' are 'Hot Girl,' 'Flashing Girl,' 'Actress #1,' 'Power Woman,' and 'Herself?' Actually, who cares. Here's more of her enjoying the beach in Hawaii. Pictures by Starsurf More pics after the jump!

Continue reading More Of Model Simona

---

The Hills premiere has been drummed up so much that I feel like I've already seen the whole season. I know about People's Revolution, where Whitney Port begins working, I know about the Brody scandals, and I certainly know about Paris. So the question is, can I tune in to watch Lisa Love of Teen Vogue looking prickly as she says her cold goodbyes? Yet I know I'll be watching it tonight-- Lauren's looking way too cute and excited at LAX not to. She was seen on her way to New York yesterday, where she'll be promoting The Hills tonight. I'm looking forward to hearing fromfans who can confirm my madness!

Pictures by PhamousFotos

---

Kevin Federline's birthday party was this weekend in Las Vegas, and I'm struggling to decide whether or not it was fun in the end. K-Fed set out to celebrate his 30th, of course with his ex Shar Jackson appearing at the event, and ended up with a huge piece of birthday cake getting slammed in his face. This guy needs to get more friends. I'm pretty sure humiliation, ex-girlfriends, and a**hole friends are bad enough on a normal day-- let alone your 30th birthday. Stock picture by Eric Boone

---

David Beckham's teammates have joked that they're on the lookout for David Beckham dropping money near his locker at work. Midfielder Pete Vagenas told the show "60 Minutes" that he makes a little extra by staying close to Beckham, saying "I purposely sit next to him in the locker room. When he leaves every day I kind of check around to see if he has dropped any $100 bills. I have supplemented my income that way." Beckham responded that "I better watch my locker." I agree-- even though your teammates insist that they don't resent his earning power. Stock picture by Demis Maryannakis

---

Brazilian madam Andreia Schwartz has claimed that disgraced former New York governor used to pay to watch live sex shows. "I found it strange that he has a beautiful wife but he likes to watch couples. He was weird," Schwartz told the New York Post. "I talked to him via e-mails, but I also talked to actors, singers. I know lots of famous people." Spitzer's spokeswoman Anna Cordasco vehemently denies these newest developments and claims that they're "completely outrageous fabrications." I hope that she gets paid enough, because she certainly has her work cut out for her as people continue to materialize with tales to tell. Stock picture by Anthony J. Causi

---