I somehow felt it was. So here, enjoy. One David Beckham arriving into Paris, where he will earn his 100th cap, playing against France today. Pictures by Splash News / KCS Presse

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Audrina Patridge showed up at Gotham Hall in New York City for the premiere of season three of 'The Hills' wearing a lot more clothes than I have become accustomed to seeing her in. Maybe if she was naked all the time, I would have tuned in. Eh, probably not. I can't even make it through the entire movie 'Showgirls' without getting bored. Pictures by Demis Maryannakis, Rocke/Turgeon, Richie Buxo, Jackson Lee, and Ahmad Elatab More pics after the jump!

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And thankfully the world did not come to an end. Not quite sure how but when I opened my eyes I was in my bed and not in hell sharing a toast with Hitler. So did you watch? Did Tweedle Dumb (Lauren Conrad), Tweedle Dumberer (Whitney Port), and the "if I only had a brain" Scarecrow (Audrina Patridge) shock the world with their terrible faux-reality show acting? Actually, forget I asked. I don't really care. What I do want to know, is Lauren Conrad wearing a dress from her epynonymous fashion line? The reason I ask is, you think it would fit or at the very least she would have designed clothes that flatter her body. Picutres by Rocke/Turgeon and Demis Maryannakis More pics after the jump!

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So is this Phoebe Price's new gig? Instead of just posing outside 'The Ivy,' shopping on Robertson Boulevard, and walking the red carpet at the opening of an envelope she's now taken to posing with the magazine that her image somehow managed to apear in? God kill me now. Please. A side note on the picture, just because your panties match the color of your dress, exactly, it's still not appropriate to sit like a whore. Pictures by MAP More pics after the jump!

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Do recognize this nipple? If not, find out after the jump!

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Demi Moore has spent the last two days working hard on the promotion of her new movie 'Flawless'. But after rounds of TV appearances and a premiere, it wasn't the film that everyone was left talking about. As the Willis-Moore clan took to the red carpet (note they released the better looking child, Tallulah Belle, for this one) all eyes were on Demi's younger sister. Confused? Intrigued? Our photographers were. Bruce Willis decided that Demi's premiere was the perfect place for his new girlfriend, 27 year old Emma Heming, to meet the family and the ex. The stunning lingerie model left the paps flabbergasted as they struggled to spot the difference between her and the mother of Willis's children. Bruce previously stunned Hollywood with his swift acceptance of Ashton Kutcher, and now he is stunning everyone again, with his choice of lady. Young Ashton couldn't attend the premiere due to filming in L.A, but I'm sure, like me, you can't wait to see what he makes of Bruce's new 'Demi' model. Swinging anyone? Pictured: Demi at Good morning america, The late Show with David Letterman, and Flawless NYC Premiere. Pictures by Splash News / A Macpherson / Jackson Lee / Doug Meszler / Demis Maryannakis / Janet Mayer

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