You're A Fool For Sitting Through 'Fools Gold'

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Matthew McConaughey's new RomCom 'Fools Gold' made $21 million this weekend, putting it at the top of this weekend's box office results. $21 freaking million! I know the writers strike has severely impaired your television watching but have you ever heard of reading? Or using common sense? I don't need to see this movie to know it stinks but if you need an expert opinion it's listed on RottenTomatoes.com with an astonishing 10% positive feedback courtesy of scathing reviews like this:
Never did I think McConaughey and Kate Hudson would make a movie so awful it would make me look back fondly on their team-up in the wretched "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days."
And my favorite:
There's more continuity in an episode of Teletubbies.
I know seeing a shirtless McConaughey run around on screen with Kate Hudson playing the same bubbly character she always plays was too much to handle for some of you but if you saw this movie you can never complain about movie critics or their reviews treating you like a philistine because when you go and see crap like this, you're proving them right. Who am I kidding, if you saw this movie you've probably never read a review that didn't involve [insert geographically pertinent fast-food chain] and think philistine is a country over by "The Iraq." AZ Night Buzz: Panning 'Fool's Gold' just makes sense More pics after the jump!

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I had to laugh. Even before the trailers I knew I would not see this crap. A Matthew/Kate movie will never be good


Is that a Dexter Troy photo?


the reviews are hilarious.


Well that's a little harsh don't you think? The movie was no academy award winner, but it was entertaining. Seriously. I mean we can't all be the deep, well-read, and trendy intellectuals I'm sure that you are. It was funny and cute, like some movies should be. Don't take yourself so seriously!


Loved the movie and plan on seeing it again this weekend!


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