Can someone please explain to me why it looks like someone tried to sand blast the freckles off of Lindsay Lohan's face? Is there a flesh eating virus attacking rehabbed starlets? If so, I need to call up the Cirque Lodge and warn Eva Mendes (Kirsten Dunst though can go f*ck herself). Unless Lindsay did in fact try to sand her freckles off in a bid to re-invent herself, I'll be under my desk with my Michael Jackson edition respirator (it has a built in jesus juice dispenser). Pictures by Hooked On Hollywood More pics after the jump!