I don't tend to get jealous of celebrities and the wealth they have but this morning, when I saw this picture of Cedric The Entertainer getting into his pimped out BMW, complete with gull-wing doors, I f*cking lost it. The guy who starred in such box-office titans as 'The Honeymooners,' 'Kingdom Come,' 'Big Momma's House,' 'Barbershop 2,' 'Man of the House,' 'Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins,' 'Code Name: The Cleaner,' and 'Johnson Family Vacation (which he is in negotiations to make a sequel of),' gets to drive around in a drop top 645? Motherf*cker! But what really angered me is he's remaking the Rodney Dangerfield classic 'Back to School.' What. The. Fuck?! I might as well just go home and punch myself in my c*ck over and over again because it would feel better than having to sit through that. When my parents ask me why they'll never have grandkids I am going to blame all of you that keep lining his pockets. Picture by KCS Presse