Spears Teaches Kids "The Art Of The Train Wreck"
9:54 Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Britney looked happy and upbeat, he said. Madonna’s “Material Girl†and “True Blue†were part of her play list. Britney led the class in “her favorite brown cowboy boots, fishnet stockings, a red short skirt, and a bluish greenish top that hangs down past her skirt.†“She worked out this great little routine for them, they were dancing all over the place, she had them dancing in a circle like a choo-choo train,†he said.If my kid had been at that dance studio (I know it's a stretch because I would have smothered he/she/it at the first mention of dancing but play along) and Britney stumbled in, stinking of cigarettes and dressed like a dead hooker laying in a gutter, to teach my kids how to dance, I would sue the Millennium Dance Complex for negligence and emotional scarring. Seriously, all those years of visiting strip clubs researching routines all lost because this wreck thinks rolling around on stage like a sea lion on valium is sexy. There goes my retirement plans. Pictures b King Paparazzi UsMagazine.com: Britney Spears Teaches Children at Dance Class More pics after the jump!
At least Millennium Dance Complex gave her chance to do something! I hope it will do her well!
Funny, I've seen pictures of her at the Millennium Dance Complex over the last few days and not once did I see any children hanging around being given dance lessons.I did see her looking disgusting with ripped fishnets, bra less and smoking,playing "peek a boo" with the paps etc... but no kids anywhere. I think this story originally came from OK! which I do not find a reliable source.I think it's a bogus story being picked up by other media. If there were kids being taught to dance by Britney, there would definitely be some photo ops with the kids.
no way this story is true. there is not a parent on this planet that would let her teach a dance class to kids dressed the way she has shown up to the dance studio every day and lets not forget the court system thinks she's a danger to her own kids so who in their right mind would put their kids in her care?
no way this true. nice try Us weekly with the fake pr plant.