Queen Of Soul? More Like Queen Of Soul Food

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Aretha Franklin is reportedly pissed at Beyonce for introducing Tina Turner at the Grammy's as "the queen" and since there was nothing to shove in her mouth like there usually is, she's speaking out about this so-called "diss."
I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyonce," Franklin said in a statement issued by her publicist. "However, I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy.
After the award show, a still angry Aretha calmed herself down by consuming 4 whole pigs, each cooked differently (Smoked, BBQ, Kalua, and Muu-Haan style) followed by cleaning out a Hollywood area Chevron of all their candy, ice cream, and cake-like deserts. You know that Guinness world record guy that can shove 400 cigarettes in his mouth and smoke them all at once? Aretha can do that with twinkies. Anyway, Beyonce's father, like an good gravy-trainer, has come to his meal ticket's defense and spoke with CelebTV.com.
I am not taking something this ridiculous to Beyonce. Beyonce referred to Tina Turner as a 'queen.' Not queen of gospel, queen of soul, queen of blues, Queen of England. I consider my wife a queen and sometimes call her that. Does Aretha have a problem with that?
What Papa Knowles should have said was that just because Aretha is the size of the sun, it doesn't mean sh*t revolves around her. Learn some self-control. Beyonce's Dad Weighs in on 'Queen' Flap Pictures by Tonya Wise/London Entertainment

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Hmmmm no word on tina's behalf on this so called outright.....yeah we can be "Queen".


Are they filming The Nutty Professor: The Klumps 3 already?

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she looks hungry


Aretha, stop worrying about the whole "queen" stuff. Worry about your health. You look very puffy in the face and are a heart attack, waiting to happen.


ya right, Aretha....you couldn't "bruise" Beyonce's ego if you tried...

She could give a flyin' frick about who's "Queen" or not....Beyonce just said what the writer's told her to say; and went on to do her own thing...

Aretha is the most egotystical, self-centered cow I've ever seen....
(Kanye, ofcourse, being the steer...)


OH: BY THE WAY
Chris:

Could you PLEASE consider using this pic of Aretha with that line:
"Can I haz a Cheezburger?" ;
thing you always use??

(I think you used it last time for Posh)

It would be hilarious! :)


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