During a Super Bowl party last week rapper 50 Cent did something that 99% of the human race wished they could do; he put Paris Hilton in her place.

During his performance at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine last night, 50 Cent gave a shout out to Paris, who then started singing in the front row. Paris and 50 are good friends. When the princess decided to get onstage and dance, the hip-hopper's crew and stagehands quickly instructed her to "Get the f**k off the stage." She started to cry and tried to plead with the party's production staff to let her dance, whining, "But it's my party!"

This is single handedly the greatest thing I have ever read. F*ck Hemingway. F*ck Shakespeare. This story is so amazing that the movie "The Greatest Story Ever Told" should be forced to change it's name to denote its' now secondary status. Now, if we can only get someone to return the favor to 50 and I could die a happy man. PageSix.com: 50 Cent's Crew Makes Paris Cry! Pictures by Anthony J. Causi More pics after the jump!