Pregnant actress Nicole Kidman showed off her barely there baby bump in a revealing and awful dress at the premiere of "The Golden Compass" in Tokyo, Japan. She's five months pregnant so shouldn't that thing be bigger? This pregnancy fetishism is getting really out of hand. Just because some knocked up broads strip down for magazine covers doesn't mean we really want to see it. I get turned on enough watching the employees at the goodwill strip the second-hand clothes off the mannequins (the one missing the fingers on its' right hand and left leg is my favorite) that I don't need to see pregnant ones invading the red carpet. More pics after the jump!