My Toenail Clippings Are Worth More

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The streets of Los Angeles are not just crawling with paparazzi but also with autograph hunters. Lots and lots of autograph hunters who hang outside celebrity hot spots or regular Hollywood haunts with pictures in hand (usually alphabetized in binder form) waiting for some celebrity to scribble their name on a headshot from 1992. Now Johnny Depp is the #1 celebrity in the world of autograph hunters so where does Tara Reid stand? What's her autograph worth? Like an ashtray worth of cigarette butts? So I guess my question is, after standing outside Mr. Chow's restaurant for three hours waiting for an A-lister to walk through the door only to have Tara Reid stumble out, is this guy disappointed or does he run home, rub one out, and call his friends? Pictures by Octavio R Vera Jr and Larry Chen More pics after the jump!

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Are we talking menthol or regular cigarettes? I think that would make a difference.


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