Marie Osmond Unleashes Legion Of False Idols

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Marie Osmond is releasing a line of dolls (not sure if they like to make things out of pipe cleaners and abstain from alcohol) but holy hell! That thing looks like it's one mission (zing!) is to collect souls for an eternal life of caffeine-free tea parties. I swear to God that doll has more life behind its' eyes than Marie. Pictures by Richie Buxo More pics after the jump!
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8 Comments

Mommy, I'm scared! Hold me.


Creepy


Marie, GO AWAY,PLEASE


You people need to get a life. Her dolls are beautiful and so is she!


Your the one who needs to get a life, if U think her dolls are beautiful and she is too. She is creepy and she is too. Marie is a mess. She is a PHONY


Stop buying her dolls on QVC. She has enough money, and you don't need junky dolls around the house.


Mormons never have "enough" money.


I just don't know what to think anymore. I mean, first this woman chugs down a chock full of caffiene drink (Red Bull) after passing out on DWTS, from getting drunk and dropping at least 10 Zanax in a LA Bar the night before. Second, she does this Blowup Doll dance where she conviently wraps her legs around her Partner's face and smiles the whole time. And then she gets pissed cuz she doesn't win DWTS, goes out, ties another one on, this time taking about 7 Vicodine to "Ease her pain". She then comes up with a Doll that looks like her doing the baby doll dance, to scare the piss out of little kids. I tell ya, I just don't know anymore.


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