Mariah Reaches Out To MTV's Stripper Demographic With Her Shoes

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Mariah Carey stopped by MTV's Total Request Live to promote her new video 'Touch My Body,' which is something no straight man in the world wants to do. Maybe if this was 1995 and you just had your sexual awakening during her "Fantasy" video but not after her "controlling" marriage with Tommy Mottola, relationship with Derek Jeter and her breakdown on national TV. Besides, I don't think most of her body is actually 'her's' anymore. Side note on Mariah's shoes: Kids, please don't look to her as someone whose style you would like to emulate unless you plan on making a career of sliding up and down a pole surrounded by drunk frat guys and shady men in sweat pants. Pictures by Eddie Mejia, Ronald Asadorian, Demis Maryannakis More pics after the jump!

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Awwww shit, I thought it was the clear lucite f-ck me shoes that the strippers wore? Guess I'd better go shoppin again.


God those look painful to wear


those aren't stripper's shoes. those are "whorin" shoes. she's so desperate for someone to touch her body that she's now prostituting herself. oh glitter girl. faded glitter girl. sigh.


There isn't such a thing as ‘her’s’ in English grammar!


Those are from the upcoming Stephen King remake of "The Wizard of Oz"...

The Wicked Witch steals them from Dorothy,
puts them on and clicks the heels together,
and then the Flying Monkeys swoop out of her crotch.

In theaters Christmas 2008.


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