Pregnant star Jessica Alba's new movie "The Eye" predictibly bombed at the box office this weekend, bringing in just $13 million. Maybe now she'll stop trying to be a "serious" actor and realize she's more famous for her beauty and less for her talent. Pictures by KCS Presse and Entertainment Press More pics after the jump!

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Jamie Spears and the conservators (sounds like a doo-wop group) have been trying to serve shady Sam Lutfi with a restraining order to keep him away from Britney according to TMZ. Lutfi has refused to open his door to be served and may have already violated the order by calling Britney while she's in the hospital. If they really wanted to serve Sam, all they have to do is pick up a hooker and have her pretend to be Britney. Just roll her around in the gutter for minutes/hours (depending on which Britney look they want), cover her with cheetos dust and red bull stains and have her stumble around like she'd just done broke out of the psych ward. Sam won't know what hit him when that hooker pulls out that restraining order from her ratty blonde wig.

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It's war behind closed doors as Britney Spears' lawyers are trying to have her father removed from the conservatorship that is currently in control of her assets, which according to her new lawyer Adam Streisand is worth $40 million. It's official kids, money, no matter how much you have it, can't buy class. The court is also debating Britney's current mental state and according to a court appointed lawyer, Britney is in no way capable of understanding the nature of the court proceedings or competent enough to hire a lawyer calling into question Adam Streisand's presence in the court room. They just kicked all the media out of the court room so we'll have to wait until the proceedings end to find out more. Picture by London Entertainment

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Hey Cowboys fans, is there anything more emasculating than watching Tony Romo, your franchise quarterback, be relegated to carrying a dog for a has-been pop star on the manliest beer drinking, chicken wing gorging football day of the year? I personally would rather have my testicles gnawed off by badgers. Pictures by Seligman/CWSoixante More pics after the jump!

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Britney Spears may be locked in a padded cell but it doesn't mean the drama has stopped. So far today Britney's custody hearing was postponed due to her confinement in a psych ward and in a seperate hearing this afternoon (1:30 PM PST), her lawyers are expected to ask that her father Jamie be removed from managing her assets due to Britney's distrust and hatred towards her father. I know her father hasn't been the greatest dad but at least he's not Michael Lohan and with all the crap in Britney's life, he's pretty far down the list after Sam Lutfi, Adnan Ghalib, the English language (for being so damn confusing), salad, and dignity. Picture by Hot Shots Worldwide

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During a Super Bowl party last week rapper 50 Cent did something that 99% of the human race wished they could do; he put Paris Hilton in her place.

During his performance at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine last night, 50 Cent gave a shout out to Paris, who then started singing in the front row. Paris and 50 are good friends. When the princess decided to get onstage and dance, the hip-hopper's crew and stagehands quickly instructed her to "Get the f**k off the stage." She started to cry and tried to plead with the party's production staff to let her dance, whining, "But it's my party!"

This is single handedly the greatest thing I have ever read. F*ck Hemingway. F*ck Shakespeare. This story is so amazing that the movie "The Greatest Story Ever Told" should be forced to change it's name to denote its' now secondary status. Now, if we can only get someone to return the favor to 50 and I could die a happy man. PageSix.com: 50 Cent's Crew Makes Paris Cry! Pictures by Anthony J. Causi More pics after the jump!

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