12:45 Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Bongo Jeans has chosen porn star and reality show attention whore Kim Kardashian (along with her sisters) to be the
face ass of their new campaign.
"This is a fun, young, fresh campaign and I am honored to be a part of it. What I am excited about is how Bongo jeans fit. They hug my curves in all the right places."
They hug her curves? How is that possible? Did Bongo completely redesign their entire line after catering to the stick thin anorexic demographic with previous models Vanessa Minnillo, Nicole Richie and Rachel Bilson?
If so, those chinese kids and their fingers must be exhausted from all that sewing.
More pics after the jump!
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12:10 Wednesday, February 13, 2008
I have had it out for the Madden family ever since their brand of homogenized teenage angst emo-music caused me to wreck my car because I was too busy smashing my fist into my radio to notice the 45-foot tall Saguaro cactus that somehow magically appeared in the Tucson desert.
But no matter how many times I prayed to God, Allah, Ganesh, and Buddha (hedging my bets) for horrific things to happen to them or set fire to my home made Madden voodoo dolls they still sold records, sold out tours, won MTV awards and worst of all banged hot chicks.
But things have looked up lately, their music still stinks which people are starting to notice, Joel Madden is saddled with a kid via human toothpick Nicole Richie and now uber-hot aussie chick Sophie Monk has finally dumped Benji (the chubby, tiger owning brother).
"Sophie and Benji have officially split. The decision was mutual and they remain amicable," the actress’s agent, Yoon Kim's statement read. "This will be my only statement regarding this matter."
If this blog isn't updated in the next 14-hours (or 3 months) it's because I found a cheap flight to Australia.
Picture by Rossa Cole
It's over for Monk and Madden
10:10 Wednesday, February 13, 2008
It's award season once again so I guess it's time to trot out the OH MY GOD JENNIFER ANISTON MIGHT RUN INTO BRAD AND ANGELINA ON THE RED CARPET!!!1!1!! EVERYBODY PANC!!!!1!11!
This time around the awkward meeting is set to take place at the pre-Oscar charity event "A Night For Unity" (I know, the irony is staggering) where "Brad is prepared for a knockdown, drag-out fight" according to a Star Magazine source.
"Jennifer is furious - but she is also scared stiff because she's scared of Angelina" a source told Star. "She vowed to never, ever meet Angelina face-to-face. Now she's being forced to. "If she backs out, she looks like a chicken. She's trapped."
But Jolie is said to be completely calm about the whole thing. "She's not intimidated by Jen," a source said. "If Jen is nice, Angie will be nice. If Jen is mean, Angie will let her have it."
If all three of them decide to turn up to the event this is exactly how it's going to go down. Aniston walks the red carpet, poses for the photographers and does a few interviews about how this is a worthy cause.
15 minutes later, Brad and Angie walk the red carpet, avoid questions about her pregnancy even though she's wearing a tent, talk about some charity non-sense, and take some photos.
They sit on opposite sides of the venue and since they will be presenting or speaking 45 minutes apart they won't run into each other back stage.
Can we now get back to the important stuff like detailing every aspect of Britney Spears train wreck life?
9:15 Wednesday, February 13, 2008
I think we could officially have our Amy back guys! Okay, that could be a bit preemptive, considering she has only been in rehab for a few weeks, but you have to admit Miss Winehouse is looking pretty good.
Amy has always had quite an ample cleavage, but since her descent into drugs her weight has plummeted. So are these new puppies a sign that the singer has dropped her usual chocolate bar fix and is now eating properly?
The 5 times Grammy winner was spotted as she headed out for a night on the town with pals for the after party of the Andrew Buckler store opening. All a part of London's Fashion Week. Amy's particular choice of 'pal' though has been raising eye brows. Many have speculated that the man seen in the background of these photographs, with the long hair, is her new 'Blake'. Introduced by other close pal Kelly Osbourne.
But, I don't believe a word of it. She may be trying her best to get off drugs, but she is definitely still addicted to her "Blake incarcerated". I mean she gave him one of her Grammy's.
Pictures by Splash News / Simon Hammond
7:24 Wednesday, February 13, 2008
This is the moment Paris Hilton's brother, Barron Hilton, walked free from Lost Hills sherif department after his arrest for DUI (drunk under the influence). Unlike his sister, Barron chose to hide his face from the limelight and the awaiting cameras. Bit to late considering we've already seen his ugly mugshot!
It's believed he was bailed by some rich friends, after his family and sister refused to help. Ha, it's just, like, soooooo, an episode of the O.C!
Pictures by Andy Cooper / Splash News
7:00 Wednesday, February 13, 2008
If you thought every possible 'source' had crawled out the woodwork to reveal a story about Britney - then you'd be wrong!
The latest bombshell to hit the US, is that Britney Spears and on off boyfriend Adnan Ghalib are hitched! It's believed the singer married her snap happy photographer during a quick ceremony. Wondering when? Well, harper your thoughts back to sneaky trip to Mexico guys! A source insisted to Star:
"While in Mexico, they went through a quickie marriage ceremony. When Britney recently accused her mother of 'sleeping with my husband', it wasn't Kevin she was talking about - it was Adnan!"
If true, the wedding was just days after Britney was first rushed to hospital, following an alarming stand-off with police at her home. But even so, the magazine insists the marriage is not legal because Adnan lied to the star and is actually still married to AzLynn Berry.
Phew! I hear you cry, but wait, it's gets better. When she realized, Britney first dumped Adnan , because she was so furious, but later gave him $250,000 to speed up his divorce so they could wed for real, according to Star.
"When Britney got out of hospital that first time Adnan talked her into going to Mexico to get married, saying that he was the only one who could protect her. [Now] he is promising her that they'd get married again once his divorce is final."
Another source says Britney's friends are turning more against Adnan, and the marriage reports have only add to it. They believe the Brit photographer is feeding off her confused mental state.
"In all my years, I've never seen as big a dirtbag as this guy," the source insists. I can't believe how he has taken advantage of this woman when she was in such a fragile state. She is delusional, and he has fed off that."
Pictures by Splash News / London Entertainment
