F*ck! And Yes! My prayers have been answered. We now have a Bai Ling mugshot from her shoplifting arrest. I am going to print this sucker out and breakout my women behind bars collection. Best. Valentine's Day. Ever.

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Ex-fatty Jared Fogel is still milking his 15 minutes and today retired his 60-inch waist "before" pants with the help of New York Giant football player Michael Strahan. We get it Jared, you were fat. You were huge. You were this obese mess that lost a whole lot of weight by walking to the Subway sandwich shop and subsisted on a diet of their over-processed soggy "subs" made by ex-cons with rudimentary skills in addition instead of stuffing your face with bags of sour cream and onion chips, whole pigs, and 3-liter bottles of coke. Enough already. Call me when you've put all the weight back on plus some and the fire department have to remove a wall in your house before than can forklift you out of there. Fun fact: 60-inches is the approximate size of the gap in Strahan's front teeth Pictures by Zack Seckler More pics after the jump!

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Because I know some of you right nipple fetishists felt left out after Jordan's post this morning. NSFW pics after the jump!

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When I first saw this picture of Kerry Katona, formerly of girl group 'Atomic Kitten,' with her overalls hanging down because she's too fat to put them over her shoulder, I said "Damn girl! Kerry should rethink being the face of Iceland Frozen Foods." Then a co-worker told me she was pregnant. Yeah, I feel like a d*ck now. On a side note, I had no idea that people other than the residents of Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and the pan handle of Florida wore overalls. Who knew? Picture by Colin MacFarlane

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Brody Jenner and Lauren Conrad get close at nightclub LAX in Las Vegas. Pictures by Eric Boone More pics after the jump!

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Katie Price aka Jordan has made a living off of the advertising mantra 'Sex Sells' and yesterday while promoting her new book 'Pushed To The Limit' she took it to the next level by exposing her nipple at Waterstones bookshop in London. Although a genius advertising gimmick, it does have one fault: the demographic that would be wooed by her tits (horny guys) don't tend to make it past the "turn ons/turn offs" section of their usual reading material. NSFW pics after the jump!

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